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emberphoenixisgoingtolivee

phrases of international online friends

"what do YOU guys call it"

"isn't it [insert time here] over there????"

"GO THE FUCK TO BED"

"good morning" (it's 6pm in your timezone)

"do you have/say [thing] over there"

"how's the weather over there?" (probably better than yours)

phantom-threaded

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King 2003, dir. Peter Jackson

depsidase

chekhovs-slinky

“We didn’t have all this autism when I was a kid”

Yea, you had changelings and demonic possession and “brats” and “back talk”, and kids that were “not all there”, your aunt who’s “crazy”, and your second cousin no one ever talks about cuz he’s “special”, and if you’re fucking lucky, your elder uncle who lives a nice quiet life with his 70 lego sets and writes grocery stores about changing the light bulbs cuz they’re too harsh.

fridakahloblvd

not to put this user on blast, but ohmygod this may be the funniest thing i’ve ever seen 😭😭

letthefairyinyoufly

THE HOBBIT: THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG

nick-nonya

(you need to view the image or you'll just like the post)

Since people liked it i made a toy that works on the computer: https://nick-nonya.itch.io/trampoline-toy Have fun!

Gods I don't know if anyone still pokes around here and will see this but I have a pit in my stomach surrounding Eddie Munson.

I am terrified they won't bring him back and just won't tell us cause they know how many people would absolutely walk away.

#listen duffers just give me a sign that hes there and ill forgive you #bring back the single greatest character ever made #or fuck all the way off

ps1

Reef Shark Surrounded by Fish

jodielandons

And then he was like, “Boom!” And I was like, “Blam!” And she was like, “What?” And I was like, “Shut up.”

Jason Momoa as DANTE REYES in FAST X (2023)

#this is the best character in the franchise and i wont hear arguments to the contrary #fast x

catchymemes

Shaolin monk demonstration of iron finger

rosiewitchescottage

sindri42

So, fun fact, when you hit your bones harder than they're supposed to get hit but not quite hard enough for a real break, they develop tiny microfractures, which make them sore and weak for a while, but then if you let them heal properly the parts that used to be teeny tiny cracks grow back denser and harder. Kind of like how when you exercise, you tear up muscle fibres and then you grow back more of them.

There's lots of things in your body that are like that, because evolution works more towards efficiency than peak performance so the 'default' state is soft and slow and weak because that doesn't require as much food to maintain, but if you live the kind of life where you need to be able to lift heavy loads or run for hours on end or sometimes fight a tiger with a pointy stick then evolution is willing to let you burn more energy and nutrients in order to make that happen.

These Shaolin motherfuckers, they spend years just... hitting things. Over and over. Like, they start out punching sand, or padded wood or something, then they work up to bare wood, then stone and metal, over the course of literal years of just waking up and punching things every day. And that doesn't just make them strong, the way lifting weights or whatever would, it makes their bones ridiculously dense. Like, just carrying around their skeletons is wasting energy from an evolutionary standpoint, making them need more food than normal people just to walk around. But because their bones are ridiculously dense, because they've been almost shattered enough times, over and over for fucking years, they can hit things that would absolutely shatter the bones of any vaguely normal mammal, and make the rock break first.

Note that this is a carefully balanced process that they've figured out over like, thousands of years of trial and error. If you push too hard and actually break your bones, that generally leaves them weaker than they started, not stronger, so don't take this as advice to immediately start beating your head against a brick.

cyberstrangerreview-deactivated

I always assumed this type of thing was made up or purely discipline. This makes sense now

thatsthat24

It is time. 🎃

ilikeit-art

kezenani

na

He was a puddle on the floor, and every speck of dust in that room was his enemy.

#guys i fucking cannot #im actually going to die from this book #assistant to the villain #spoilers

My best friend said she totally understood and supported me if I were to trade her for Eddie Munson or Bucky Barnes and I think that sums up perfectly why she's my ride or die.

#get you a best friend like wingedanomaly #but do not take her from me ill cry #and then have to learn to fight #but im so out of shape so that would be really hard