Jack-O-Lanterns in July

Well hey there! Awesome of you to stop by. I'm the United States of America~! But please, call my Alfred. Formalities are for business affairs only!-- Kinda--! Anyway, make yourself at home, buddy! I've got snacks and movies if you're into that sorta thing. Hit me up if you need something. ------------((||| Tracked tag: [ starspangledbrat ] ||| No current MA! ||| --------------Relationship status: Dating Erika Vogel! ||| --------This account is part of a closed ring! -------------{world-congress-rp} |||))-----------

[starspangled-brat]

Aph America: *points at England's eyebrows*

Aph America: WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE.

[starspangled-brat]

♐

(( yes actually o7o.Archery is a lot of fun. I don't do it often due to the fact where I go to shoot is inland a bit, but!!I learned when I was younger- and I just haven't forgotten how yet lol ))

[starspangled-brat]

♃

(( probably the gravity hammer omgOr a portAL GUN???No/no/From Saints Row--Giant pURPLE DILDO SWORDone of those three ))

[starspangled-brat]

♂

(( oAo!No, actually. I am very stubborn and have rough edges yes;; but I don't like fighting with people.;;;; however--I am the type of person to have a firm belief about certain things and if someone disagrees with me on something I personally know to be true? I am quite argumentative??;;;;I'm an awful person but I try really hard not to be orz ))

[nohochceh]

☉ - What’s an interest or hobby you and your muse share? ☽ - In what position do you sleep on your bed? ♀ - Are you the type to wear dresses? ♂ - Are you quick to pick fights with people? ♃ - If you were in a video game, what would be your weapon of choice? ☿ - What’s...

[starspangled-brat]

(( halloween is nowhere near now but a guy can dream ))

[shaesthetical]

((Corey after Sweden loses))

((Corey is the one being pushed))

[starspangled-brat]

(( this is relevant again for obvious reasons ))

[starspangled-brat]

Bye bye Sochi ☆

*LIES ON THE FLOOR* *GROOOAAANNS* ...;; *at least he was on American soil again* *time zones are shitty* *the sky's awake, so he's awake* ...... *rolls over*... Plane food is gross. God I need something to proper to eat. *doesn't move* ... *groaaaaaaan*

[rygraf-deactivated20180915]

The whole of the winter olympics…

[iheartkleenex]

Charles Hamelin and Sidney Crosby at the Sochi 2014 Closing Ceremonies

[starspangled-brat]

(( everyone else who got those prompts have actually interesting turn ons and stuff

Then al is like

Vanilla forever. ))

[starspangled-brat]

ALL OF THEM

Turn on: Eye contact. Hehhehheh--Turn off: Asphyxiation??; breathing is nice I like to breathe.Guilty turn on: Oh jesusfuckingchristmas.;;;; Probably sneaking things in public. On the probability of not getting caught anyway. ~ ☆Particular turn on: Is it called fetish wear??? *blinks*... Like the overused nurse outfit or schoolgirl thing. Because sOMEtimes that's kinda hot but y'gotta do it right.

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Hair pulling. But I'm selective as hell about this.*decides against specification*

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● ○

● turn on: First one off the top of my head would be lip biting. Be the lips mine or theirs. @ 7@○ turn off: Unnecessary dirty talk. Don't explain what's going to happen. Just /do it./

[starspangled-brat]

(( I TOOK MORE MEDS AND KNOCKED OUT LIKE A FREAKING LIGHT HOLY SHIT GUYS im kind of still drowsy and out of it so o/ ))

[inboxideas]

Turn ons & Turn offs: LET'S GET DETAILED

send me a ● for a turn-on,

send me a ○ for a turn-off,

send me a ◑ for a GUILTY turn-on,

send me a ◐ for something that’s only a turn on if CERTAIN people were to do it or only on CERTAIN occasions.

[starspangled-brat]

You were so tiny when we met! I got to hold you a few times, but then my significant other would come and scare you away. I think you really liked me though! I just wish I was there for you more.

...! Ah-.... Finland. This has to be Finland;; ♡