Trash Can Connoisseur

RP blog for Caelus, the male protagonist of Honkai: Star Rail. Written by Mysty. Sideblog to ofmusicandmagic.

[starsskiesandtrashcans]

@singingwings

A tilt of his head as he observed Robin. And then, “So, do birds flock around you?” Because clearly she’s a fairytale princess.

[beebssources]

Send  🩹  to  patch  my  muse  up  after  a  fight. (Send  🔄  +  🩹  to  reverse  the  outcome.)

[honkaisteinrail]

"...Hey hey, say something if I'm not allowed to draw on your face."

[starsskiesandtrashcans]

He's trying very, very hard, but sadly, the taffy is just too sticky. It sounds like he's saying 'shredded wheat' maybe.

[starsskiesandtrashcans]

He has a very serious look on his face. Is he considering something life-altering?

No, he just ate some taffy and his mouth is stuck shut.

[horizonmet]

"Come to rub in your victory to my face?" lips purse for a moment before the cold eyes of faux fallen divinity turn away from the godkiller. "Don't bother. I'm working my way to the top of my own accord this time." though, he wouldn't deny that he had some ... HELP from another source.

@starsskiesandtrashcans - sunday & caelus

[starsskiesandtrashcans]

He's silent at first, just gazing at Sunday with what appears to be a much more serious expression than usual.

"I don't gloat," he finally said. Well, maybe he did, but it was in much less important situations than this. "But what does 'the top' mean to you this time?"

[starsskiesandtrashcans]

@novastrae:

every second you're not running, i'm getting closer, caelus :3

Time to go find a trash can to hide in.

[freezingcutie]

She waved her hands and shook her head. “I don’t think that’s the kind of energy you want. Maaaajor overkill.”

[starsskiesandtrashcans]

"Well, I'm not drinking Himeko's coffee." Even he wasn't that wreckless.

[freezingcutie]

"I can't expect you to do the impossible. No way you can match my energy~" She proudly puffed out her chest with her hands on her hips. "Besides, people might start thinking you've lost it."

[starsskiesandtrashcans]

"I dunno, maybe the Stellaron could fuel me." Not that he knew how to actually use it, if he even could.

[freezingcutie]

"From me?" She pouted with a huff. "Well when it comes to jokes it's all in the delivery. Mine have more energy to them so it's totally different."

[starsskiesandtrashcans]

"So you're saying you want me to match your energy?" That was a dangerous proposition, March. "Maybe if I had a few cups of coffee."

[stealthsleuth]

"Hmm milf." She mumbled to herself. "So I guess you probably also see that Mr. Welt as a father figure?"

[starsskiesandtrashcans]

"Nah, he's like eighty. He's my grandpa."

[stealthsleuth]

"Hey that's only a partial reason okay. Besides, they've always had hot people on board. I remember seeing the early articles with Miss Himeko on them."

[starsskiesandtrashcans]

"I don't count Himeko in that. She's basically my mom." Right down to her making him eat healthy instead of having ramen every day.

[stealthsleuth]

"Yeah, you'd hear about them every now and then. I swear it's a lot more consistent now."

[starsskiesandtrashcans]

"Maybe you're just paying more attention because everyone on the Express is hot."

[stealthsleuth]

“Riiiiiigght. Bit sad if being at the front desk is your greatest one.” He sure joked around with such a straight face… at least she assumed he was joking. “Kind of strange the stories around the astral express sure have increased since around the time you joined up.”

[starsskiesandtrashcans]

"You think so? I thought they were already pretty famous before they found me. I mean, you'd heard of them, right?"

[stealthsleuth]

“If I was trying to make a euphemism, it would be a lot better trust me.” She made a little huff as though she had been offended.

“The way I hear, you are definitely more than just some guy. You’ve already gone and saved several planets from destruction.”

[starsskiesandtrashcans]

"Who, me? I just happened to always be there." Now he really is messing with her. "My greatest accomplishment is being the front desk manager at the Reverie for a few hours." He went mad with power and things had to be put back in place.

[stealthsleuth]

“Ah ha ha, yeah they’d be soooo bored with all that data I’m sifting through.” She should have expected that word gets around in such tight quarters, but geeze.

[starsskiesandtrashcans]

"That's a weird euphemism." Is he messing with her? Probably.

"Anyway, I'm just a guy here. You don't need to pay attention to me."

[starsskiesandtrashcans]

“If there is, it must be invisible.” He considered for a moment. “Those tracking devices mean someone’s always potentially watching you, though.”

[stealthsleuth]

“Hmm? Oh so you figured out what my cute jewelry is for.” She wiggled a hand. “In a sense I guess I am always being watched. Thankfully they don’t have visual monitoring, but it does track my location.” New bosses couldn’t have her leaving certain perimeters.

[starsskiesandtrashcans]

“Was I not supposed to know?” He knew a lot of things he probably shouldn’t at this point in his life.

He paused to think. “Yeah, considering what you were coming here for, it’s a very good thing they can’t see you.”

[starsskiesandtrashcans]

@stealthsleuth

He's just staring at Evie. Is he judging? Is he even actually looking at her? Who knows.

[stealthsleuth]

"..." Was he looking at her or through her, either way it was slightly unsettling. "Is this one of those moments you say there's something behind me?"

[starsskiesandtrashcans]

“If there is, it must be invisible.” He considered for a moment. “Those tracking devices mean someone’s always potentially watching you, though.”