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[zagreus]

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Turns out, if you synchronize the two different Postmodern Jukebox recordings of Radiohead’s “Creep” you get a gorgeous duet between two anxious and self-conscious lesbians

[here-comes-the-sun-set-deactiva]

This is beautiful. #sharegoodmusic

[serpentwife-deactivated20200820]

Remember, birdwatching goes both ways

that’s vaguely threatening. thank you

[art-nimals]

A baroque masterpiece (via) 

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[kitty]

snug like a bug in a rug

[mimiceon]

This guy came for Jameela and she fucking wrecked him oh my god

[vyrkann]

some other dude tried to be smart and she fucking wrecked him too

[parentheticalaside]

The only acceptable reason for this is if this character is actually a demon who seduces men and then eats them. [source]

[blacklaceandcombatboots-deactiv]

who wrote this, expose him

[ofools]

my breasts are nicely separated. Completely divided, every year they move apart by half an inch.

[tobjoernebaer]

My breasts are nicely separated though they still fight for custody of the children.

[tyradicalsaurusreg-deactivated2]

I,,a woman,,,am WiDeR LOweR dOwN

[lesbian-lizards]

That was difficult to read.

[didi-is-spiffy-deactivated20190]

So ugly

[beforeliteracytherewasdeez]

My name is Ebony D'arkness Dementia Raven Way, and my breasts are nicely separated

[sunnysrecovery]

OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT AND HOW ON EARTH DID IT GET PUBLISHED

[bonitabreezy]

You can always tell when it’s a man writing a description because they focus oddly on the breasts. There will always be something about breasts and I can’t tell you how many times I’ve read historical or fantasy fiction and they talk about “her breasts hanging freely under her tunic” or what the fuck ever and it’s like…women don’t do that? We don’t describe ourselves by saying “I have blonde hair and blue eyes and my breasts hang freely under my tunic”. I kind of feel like we should counter by awkwardly mentioning all male character’s balls in their description. It’s kind of in the same vein.

[imoldbutimstillintothat]

“I have auburn hair and hazel eyes and my copious nicely separated balls hangs freely under my breeches”

[lyriumandbiotics]

G E T W I D E R L O W E R D O W N

[ventrue-rosary]

“To get back to my body”

[starlitsylveon]

[synonym-for-life]

This is the first time I saw this post with art and I am in tears.

[l0vegl0wsinthedark]

Reblogging again because IT HAS BEEN ILLUSTRATED NOW 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[flagbearer-or-scouts]

Im actually laughing so hard omg

[jumpingjacktrash]

end harpy shaming 2k18

[noitemsfoxonlyfinaldestination]

i was wondering why you can’t deepfry gnocchi and i found out why

[laurapalmersgoldenland]

please watch this its absolutely worth it

[ilovemusicalyy]

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[sciencingforjesus-deactivated20]

Oh those poor souls

[kalliopeia-musing]

From now on I will interpret any and all “~oh it’s so hard for men right now” as being about these 3 specific dudes, as they seem chill.

[queenbookwench]

Reblogging for this specific addition lol

[william-snekspeare]

the second panel was originally going to have words but I decided it was better without them

[intj-confessions]

See, JK? Sometimes less is more.

[william-snekspeare]

hi this is so FUCKING funny

[ramblingcryptid]

I’m in love.

[cwunch]

[catchymemes]

[thenatsdorf]

Good game. Good game. Good game. Good game.

[dottiep]