[delicateavenuegardener]

Something amazing will happen to you in May 2019.

[bolaneno]

Something WONDERFULLY amazing will happen to you in May 2019 ✨✨✨… a great and happy occurrence.

[1dietcokeinacan]

[aj521z]

[memes-r-memes]

[rookieforlife]

Christen Press | Los Angeles, CA - Sunday April 07, 2019: USA vs. Belgium at Banc of California Stadium.

📸: Lizett

[veryfunnymemes]

[preathbar]

Don’t mess with Tobin

[humansofnewyork]

“We had dorm rooms next to each other freshman year.  We mainly just played a lot of board games: Risk, Scrabble, Scattergories, a Trivial Pursuit game from the 1980’s, which everyone sucked at.  But we became best friends, and the next year decided to get a house together.  That’s when things started to get tense.  We began sitting closer together.  We were touching more.  We’d play with each other’s hands.  Never holding hands, but playing with hands.  And we’d even fall asleep in the same bed together.  There was a time that she told me goodnight, and I swear I felt her brush my lips, but by the time I opened my eyes she was out of the room.  Neither of us had ever dated a woman.  And I was terrified to try anything.  We were such good friends.  There was always this fear that if I voiced the desire, it would ruin our friendship.  But one night we were out for drinks at a hotel where Al Capone used to stay.  I was feeling pretty drunk, so I leaned over and said: ‘Sometimes I feel like I want to kiss you.’  And she replied: ‘Sometimes I do too.’  I didn’t say a thing.  I wasn’t even sure that I’d heard her correctly.  I just kept thinking: ‘Oh my God, it’s happening.  It’s happening.’  Then once we finished our drinks, and started walking home, I stopped her in front of a bridge.  I said: ‘Shall we do it here?’  It was December 12th, 2002.  And even though we got married five years ago, that’s the day we celebrate as our anniversary.”

[firesuns-archive]

[onceuponacaskett]

Perhaps, if women were not so physically weak and boring... More people would pay to watch them play sports... I want my athletes like my video game characters, jumping 7 feet in the air while doing front flips. The best I've ever seen a woman do in a sport is complane people don't agree with her political beliefs...

You see, here’s where you’re just plain fucking wrong. I see women get knocked down and get right back up again. They split their head open and have it stapled right there on the pitch so that they can go back out

They get their nose smashed in and calmly walk off to get a clean to continue the game

They have more talent in their little fingers than you will ever have in your entire life

They can dribble

They can save

They can tackle

And most certainly they can score

So tell me again why men’s soccer is OH SO SUPERIOR when everything they can do, the women can do just as well, only they actually try to stay on their feet to do it unlike SOME PEOPLE

So you know what, maybe you’re actually watching the right sport then. If you want your athletes jumping 7 feet in the air while doing front flips, then men’s soccer is certainly for you. After all, that’s all they do while trying to get fouls and penalties called throughout the entire game.

Me? I like my athletes when they’re actually trying to play the sport. I don’t need the theatrics that you apparently crave so badly. I like to watch soccer. Not olympic diving. 

So how about you go choke on a bag of dicks and have a shitty day you misogynistic, shriveled up, sad excuse for a human being

[hydro-homies]

Just put it away!

[tnsunflower-deactivated20221213]

It makes a difference! If it can be done in ten minutes or less just do it.

[queensheebs]

what a legend

[cascadianstuntman-deactivated20]

Nothing can match this energy

[im-inlovewithmycar]

I have to reblog this every time I see it, because there has never been a more iconic moment ever.

[getagriponmyboyracerrollbar]

I still get goosebumps

[radio-ha-ha]

The brightest smile appears on my face and tears of joy in my eyes whenever i see this

[queenlokibeth]

BCE (Big Crowd Energy)

[porterr-robinson]

[momlostinikea]

[prettypositivity]

sis, it’s time for you to be happy again

[averagefairy]

ok can we agree that the WORST feeling is when you’re just sitting around consciously procrastinating and you’re just overly aware that each second that passes is more time wasted and you like watch hours pass and you’re STILL procrastinating and you CANT STOP and your panicked brain is trapped inside a body that refuses to be productive and inside you’re screaming but outwardly you’re just eating chips 

[2vxq-moved-deactivated20210523]

a romantic scene in a book: our lips met and he tasted of cigarettes and coffee

me:

[trentfc-deactivated20191012]

when the build up is sexy but i know they’re not gonna do shit with it cause my stream is late and i didn’t get a goal notif

[byeeeeeeee11]

[bakwaaas]

damn this tea scalded me