Me: *minding my own business*
My sister: did you know the thing between Eddie and Venom?
Me: yea, i know about those two.
My sister: they have seven kids.
Me: they fucked.
My sister: ....
Me: ....
My sister: THEY FUCKED?!
Me: THEY HAVE KIDS?!
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Me: *minding my own business*
My sister: did you know the thing between Eddie and Venom?
Me: yea, i know about those two.
My sister: they have seven kids.
Me: they fucked.
My sister: ....
Me: ....
My sister: THEY FUCKED?!
Me: THEY HAVE KIDS?!
TAG, YOU'RE IT (The Freak Circus)
just a helpless maiden~
animation demons took over again oop
progress under cut!
Ya'll need to shut up and be quite , my husband just came back.
A man can't be this beautiful; that is unfair to me and the rest of the female population. He either needs to be mine or stay dead to haunt the narrative
Yohaji spoilers 131!!
SEIMEI SEIMEI SEIMEI SEIMEI MEISEI MEISEI HOLY SHIT MY FAV IS ALIVE (???)
AHHHHHHAUEGEVSJSISJ
{PureCaco Series}
3. Souljams and Magic💎
there go answers to our questions ☺️ I’m so sorry it’s so much! But the idea I came up with was so hard to visualise, I still cut SO much text you don’t even realise. I hope I delivered it somewhat acceptably.😭
So yeah!! I do want to make more, of course, but I have some huge think incoming. My masters degreeee. And I literally haven’t got a single word written in it. So I really gotta lock in😭 thank you for your patience my loves. Cheers!
kishiar: .. i remember feeling that you really found me adorable the whole time. i felt like a little flower petal loved by god. i was truly happy.. to the point where i felt i could do anything
yuder: you're not as small as a flower petal, but i did realize for the first time that you could be so adorable
kishiar: oh my. i always wanted to be adorable to you.. i guess i'll have to try harder
yuder: you don't need to try particularly hard. after all, you'll continue to be the only one I feel that way about
(from chapter 1126)
[Time skip Moriarty Gang]
Albert: Sherlock's eyes are blue right?
William: They’re sapphire! With hints of deep blue and silver when the light hits just right.
Louis: And when was the last time he smiled?
William: This morning. 10:38 am when I offered him tea!
Sebastian: Right...and when is my birthday?
William:
Sebastian: When is my birthday Will?
when your boyfriend's brother is also your boss
Chapter 289 is so fucking funny. Kaiser and Isagi are running around the field saying and thinking the absolute gayest things possible.
"Yoichi and I are innovating..."
"Yoichi will be left all alone!!!"
"Separating me and Kaiser... was this what you wanted, Rin...?"
"That's it Yoichi"
"Kaiser can feel me"
What are you Talking about???? They're more interested in letting everyone know they got together than scoring a damn goal.
Any nsfw dialuci headcanons?😍
ITS CONSTANT ASKS THAT I DONT MIND AT ALL
Diavolo can growl to intimidate potential mates and the sound turns Lucifer on really bad, which makes him super embarrassed
Diavolo doesn't have as much control when he's fucking Lucifer (that ass is too good 😔) so, if he's not thinking, he'll start breathing smoke out of his mouth bc dragon boy
Lucifer isn't one to lose his mind during sex, unless it's with Diavolo, because mfers dick is the size of his head when he's in demon form.
Lucifer is a little whore and, as long as it's not at RAD, gets kinda turned on at the thought of being caught (cue Diavolo muttering "You would love it if someone walked in on you like this, whore" and Luci moaning far too loud for it to not be bc that turned him on)
Hap Poc Dai~
Diavolo (saying something out of pocket, then looking at Lucifer): Oh no... Lucifer, I didn’t mean to.
The brothers: (gasping)
Lucifer (visibly pissed off): Boys, bed. Now! I want to talk to Diavolo alone.
Diavolo (panicking): No, guys, stay, please stay.
Lucifer: Go!
All the brothers starting to walk away.
Diavolo: Stay!
Lucifer: Go! Now!
Diavolo: Mammon, please stay!
Lucifer: Mammon, do not look at him!
Diavolo (begging): Leviathan, please! Don’t leave me!
Leviathan (mouthing): I’m sorry.
Lucifer: Leviathan, if you don’t start moving, you’re next!
Diavolo: Please!!
Lucifer (pointing at the brother leaving): Get out of here!!
Lucifer in the student Council room: greetings my lord, here is the paperwork you asked me to fill out
Diavolo, very sternly: my dick was rearranging your insides yesterday don't you my lord me.
Lucifer: . . .
Everyone else in the room: . . .
Diavolo cried with his children when they got those baby shots
He also cried with his daughter when she got her ears pierced
He also cried with his children when they started teething
And he cried on their first day of school
Lucifer started to wonder if his children were the babies or diavolo
(Ask me questions about da family, pliz)
when you’re the next demon king but also never manage to beat the “in love with your right-hand man” allegations
Lucifer being called Diavolo's lapdog in canon is so hilarious to me, because according to me, it's the complete opposite. Sure, Lucifer agrees with everything Diavolo does in public, but in private? Diavolo absolutely worships him.
Diavolo would go to war with the three realms if it meant Lucifer would be happy. He would happily burn the world for him. He would stand by and watch people suffer for his angel.
Diavolo may be nice, but at the end of the day, he's a demon that regularly indulges in sin. He would sooner watch the world crumble than betray his queen.