So was nobody going to tell me that What We Do In The Shadows (the movie) is fully based on a 2005 short film which you can find on youtube in its entirety?
Absolutely living for the fact that Laszlo stole the flannel shirt from the corpse of one of his idols to impress his other idol, but it wasn't slutty enough so he added a little gay cravat to top it off. never change king
the fact marwa is the only one who truly got something good out of this episode proves that on a narrative level she is simply better than everyone else in this household and therefore deserves better. she's literally gonna leave him if she doesn't use the soundproof mancave to kill him first I don't think this is even speculation at this point
Thank you to @mysweetcheesemygoodtimeboy for the idea, they are my favorite criminals ❤️
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ID: version of the "two spidermen pointing at each other" meme with Guillermo and Nadja. They are in Nadja's club office, her hidey hole in the wall knocked open in the background with wads of bills spilling out. Guillermo, in his best slayer boots, green chinos, brown leather vest, rolled up shirt sleeves, and fancy watch, has a fistful of money and more bills crammed into his pockets and peeking out of his waistcoat, pointing accusingly at Nadja with his free hand, jaw slightly dropped but expression hidden behind glasses. Nadja, back to the viewer, wearing her glasses, Panama hat, pink leather mutton sleeve suit jacket, and long black layered skirt, points at him in return with her mouth open mid-yell, wads of bills clutched to her chest with her other arm and more poking out of her sleeves and bustle. /end ID
Laszlo's British Emotional Constipation vs. Colin "No Filter" Robinson: FIGHT!!
Also I was extremely surprised that at no point in the episode did Laszlo claim to have written "Livin on a Prayer" so enjoy a follow up fix-it:
"We gotta hold on to what we've got / It doesn't make a difference if we make it or not / We've got each other, and that's a lot for love / We’ll give it a shot" 💕
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ID: 1. Full body of tween Colin Robinson in the background, sitting on a crate and playing a game on the iPad on his lap. Eyes on the screen, he asks aloud, “Lazzo, do you like me?” In a closeup in the foreground, Laszlo, holding a fancy goblet of blood, spits out a mouthful in shock.
2a. Reverse shot of Laszlo coughing with his eyes closed and fist up to his mouth as he turns to face Colin, either out of discomfort or from blood in his windpipe. He clears his throat and asks, “What would lead you to ask something like that, Boy?” The top of Colin’s fluffy blond head is visible in the lower corner, and he replies “I dunno.” 2b. Black frame with text reading “33 minutes later.” 2c. Laszlo stands with one foot up on a random crate, one wrist planted on his hip and the other hand drumming anxiously on his elevated knee. He is looking up toward the ceiling uncomfortably, babbling, “It’s the nature of the thing, isn’t it, Boy? Ahem, hum hmm. Ah, well it’s, you know. You see, but. …It’s like this. Ahem. Of course I, well, I think I’ve made myself clear.” Still sitting on the first crate, Colin swings his legs absently, looking boredly up at Laszlo with his chin in his hands. The iPad is dark in his lap, text nearby declaring it is dead.
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3a. Laszlo is sitting at his grand piano, looking more confident with one hand raised imperiously in the air. He says with a small smile, “Boy, since you have refused to understand my perfectly clear response to your ridiculous question, I’ve remixed an old song of mine to soothe your feathers.” Colin stands nearby, looking surprised and excited. 3b. Laszlo closes his eyes and begins to tickle the ivories, singing out “Colin used to be a blow ha-a-ard, What a boring fuck, Dissolved in his bed, it’s sad, so sad… The boy sings and dances all day, playing all his sports, knocks holes in the wall for fun, for fun…” Text nearby declares this to be in the tune of “Livin on a Prayer.” Colin leans back against an adjacent wall, hands laced patiently together as he listens with a smile. /end ID
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