hair back, motherfucker

《 cillian | 25 | she/her | dutch 》 main: postduifje

[hentai-haven-x]

[deadandwalking]

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

[halosnothere]

well that can't be good

[sea--burn]

feng shui sabotage by placing thousands of tiny ball bearings in a bag under your couch you won't see them but you'll feel the clutter

[patronsaintofweepingmothers]

2009

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

[lakemojave]

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

[iamoutofideas]

no 🛩️

[transmechanicus]

anotha one🛩️

[plentyblush]

They churned me, Jerry

[butchtoks]

[fallingtowers]

my promising gardening career was cut short when i was mauled by a rampaging basil plant

[fallingtowers]

you can use this handy mnemonic to remember the planets of the solar system

[devilishdescent]

mercury penus gearth cars wupiter caturn shuranus weptune iluto wluto mluto bluto aluto rluto bluto pluto

[json-derulo]

for sale: Baby Shoes Stylish Infant Boy Girl Unisex First Walker Shoes Toddler Walking Crib Shoes Lightweight Non-Slip Sneakers For 6 9 12 18 24 Months Baby Shoes New With Tags New In Box Excellent Condition Never Worn

[soup-mother]

Make sure to boycott all local shows and bands btw

[soup-mother]

You can't be punk if you listen to music

[forevergulag-deactivated2026013]

You can't be punk

[soup-mother]

It's just not possible

[lelouch]

[depsidase]

[ouppygirlpaws]

🦠 #my crobe

[molabuddy]

[setting: large discord server]

you: abort that thang

someone you've never spoken to in your life: um, that's actually really offensive bc i was an abortion so you should delete this

you: wtf how

[you check the member list and they are nowhere to be found]

[molabuddy]

Moral of The Story: What?

[titanralsei]

[bourtange]

republicans: homeless people should be ground into sausage and fed to schoolchildren

democrats: persons experiencing houselessness should be ground into sausage and fed to schoolchildren

[txttletale]

this post posits a utopian world where either of these parties would support feeding schoolchildren, making it a masterclass in "hopepunk"

[men-iss-vess-ull-deactivated202]

when the ogre I hired to guard the castle complains that the longsword I gave him requires a level of control and finesse he isn't used to