hair back, motherfucker

《 cillian | 25 | she/her | dutch 》 main: postduifje

[hentai-haven-x]

[soshinee]

if u think abt it i guess bald ppl are the most aerodynamic. i bet if u shot a bald person out of a cannon they wld fly way further than a haired person

[soshinee]

which of course is a huge advantage in day to day life

[rnismatch]

my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue

[cilantrhoes]

[thethreemustyfears]

Ladies and gentlemen, Gay Blade

[loki-zen]

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

[seren-starlight]

Unoriginal sin. Derivative sin

[yellow-cat]

abandon shame. theres more interesting emotions to be felt

[yellow-cat]

unless its getting you off. in that case keep going

[evil-puppetmaster]

There are a lot of reasons to oppose monarchy but one of the most overlooked is that the king is always getting stuck in some kind of hazardous puzzle chamber filling up with gravel or lava or something. Do your fucking job man

[sovietnam]

[sovietnam]

[destructsequence]

rpf actually stands for red pepper flakes

[kittensnax]

[transmechanicus]

Times are hard at the cafe so they only got Something bagels

[targetedknowledge]

[creepymutelilbugger]

reblogs disabled by op but i want this on my page again

[thevampirecrow]

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest