denko

I am Denko, formerly known as Dakota, formerly known as Moose, formerly known as Cheza. My pronouns are whatever; and I like cute androgynous people.

[handblogfortherecentlydeceased]

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[helltitty]

ive had it with this toxic fucking website like on what plane of existence do you have to be on to ever think this is an acceptable thing to do? grow up

[roslips]

Anybody else thinking about dick?

[cocoanobutter]

All the time

[straightgirls]

45 thousand notes. not 1 person calling this fetishizing or gross or creepy. now imagine if this was a girl saying she liked pussy, let alone saying she thought about it all the time. imagine the outrage

[roslips]

Anybody else thinking about pussy?

[genderphobia-deactivated2018101]

all day every day bro,love me some pussy

[emperorozark]

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

People are replicating the feeling of a Bethesda game IRL so well that I’m scared someone’s going to get caught clipped through the floor

[status418]

A Simplified Guide To The Sexualities

Homosexual: sexual attraction to houses and other building like structures.

Heterosexual: an undying lust for Macklemore.

Asexual: attraction to any and all things beginning with the letter A.

Pansexual: a desire for pots, pans, and other kitchen utensils.

Polysexual: sexual attraction to polygons.

Bisexual: Attraction to the 9th century Chinese army officer Bi Shiduo.

Demisexual: Never ending love of demi lovato

[lesbiain-deactivated20170309]

That video was so embarrassing it was literally just a bunch of bihets and straight ppl/men whining

[dxscostick-deactivated20170429]

how tf is someone bisexual and heterosexual.Thats not how that works 😂😂😂

[joey-wheeler-official]

a bihet is a bisexual person in a straight relationship, just like how single bi people are biace

[dxscostick-deactivated20170429]

…….😐Thats a dumb way to catagorize bisexuals

[draumboosky]

It’s just one more way for people to invalidate our existence

[vegetatears-deactivated20160728]

A bisexual in a relationship with the opposite sex is just bisexual.

[jennysjetpack]

fucking retards

[abbysucks]

what the absolute 9 fucks is this post

[status418]

This is a tumblr cummie❤ that means you make somebody really squishy! uwu (≧ω≦) Send this to 10 daddies that make you squishie ishie and don’t break the chain! ∩(︶▽︶)∩

Leiko shut the fuck off

[iraffiruse]

HURR DURR DURR IMA DOG

[kit-kat-sb]

I DON’ USUALLY REBLOG SHIT LIKE THIS BUT I LAUGHED SO HARD IT ECHOED

[brainstatic]

Hillary uses the force to tickle Bernie from behind.

[sebastian-likes]

[makeupandchill]

i don’t get it omg

[hedgehodgemonster]

[greenwithenby-deactivated201609]

“Party Cannon”?

[ruinedchildhood]

[invera]

me

[oh-three-six]

@lovelyleonidae

[janime6]

[monstermandude]

Wow I can’t believe even McDonald’s has an anime now

[friend-san]

anime marketing was a mistake

[thebluntprincess]

Jesus this has better animation than half the shit that came out this season

[friend-san]

While millions of anime studios around the world are struggling to make anime, McDonald’s can effortlessly create a masterpiece

[buttercup-queen]

Did… did McDonalds just show up the anime party, put on their shades, and show the nerds who’s boss? 

[korota37]

what the FUCK

[dedoarts-deactivated20190123]

WOW WHAT?!

[status418]

Okay so for anyone interested in the real reason behind this;

Over the last few years, Japan has been having a serious issue with hikikomori (aka NEETs or 'Disconnected Youth'). Young people who don't have jobs and don't go to school. They just do nothing.

The government has been trying really hard to get them to engage in society. Many of them are otakus, so this anime is targeted at them to try to get them to apply for part-time jobs.

It's likely that McDonald's was able to get a grant from the government to have this made for free.

[spicymayoyo-deactivated20251211]

[hoohah-deactivated20150517]

wow toy story 3 did you have to be such a fucking disappointment

[cassywinchestertheangel-deactiv]

Why test on animals when there are baby boomers who are rude to cashiers

[snipsnipmeow]