Trust me.

[mrfancyhood]

Oh shit hi everyone.

[mrfancyhood]

Feel free to add me!

[mrfancyhood]

me: i dont give a shit

narrator: actually, he gave many shits

[linderlost]

I used to think that adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong.

as it turns out, adulthood is multiple crises, concurrently, all the time, forever

[jcgreen72]

Confirmed

[combonight]

Adulthood: Infinite Crisis

[letsmcfreakingloseit]

friend who lives on the other side of the world: someone was mean to me today

me: want me to come beat them up for you

[blackberryshawty]

[therealxtina]

rupaul - “lizzie mcguire, disney on ice”

lizzie - “i just landed from the north pole to serve the judges a taste of my eskimo pie henny I am giving ice cold looks and architecture elsa aint got nothing on this frozen fish”

judges comments:

ross matthews - “igloo azalea 

michelle visage - “which hole is bigger her front entrance or her back”

rupaul - “the only white bricks michelle won't sniff”

*judges cackle together in harmony

[quinoaphoenicks]

[speciesofleastconcern]

[snipsnipmeow]

[pikaniuu-deactivated20231218]

[shelgon]

[gifbro]

[mrfancyhood]

Class: *reading aloud*

Me: *counting the number of people until my turn and practicing the paragraph i have to read*

[buttpop]

[10memes]

[newtgeiszler]

she was like “well i’ve come this far”

[gifak-net]

Everyone knows once you make it upstairs youre safe

[spaceacesith]

people say kylo ren’s crossguard lightsaber is excessive but then there’s this guy

[wanlingnic]

#NAUGHTY CHILDREN GET THE PUNISHMENT WHEEL

[dimension20official]

Why Deadpool in X-Men Origins: Wolverine is Actually Way Better Than The 2016 Deadpool

Just hear us out.

[splend-42]

Oh.

[deuslex]

It’s… it’s a compelling argument…

[britt-ish]

That’s fair.

[hamstergal]

Never thought of it that way.

[particlemilk-unlockable-gender]

holy shit

[hexjackie]

When you put it that way, I might just need to rewatch Origins to see the contrast myself.

[premeditatedspontaneity]

1 thing they could have given him was Teleportation…granted he could have “learned” he had this ability towards the end.

[gigaguess-deactivated20181203]

Wow…I really never thought about it that way…serves me right for my snap judgments.

[pizzaotter]

Fuck you all.