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✧ ✦ ✧ 𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖞𝖉𝖊𝖆𝖙𝖍 . a multi muse blog based on what we do in the shadows ( movie & series ) . slain by naomi, she/her, 26 y/o, belgium. nsfw & triggering themes present, must be 18+ to interact. last updated on may 24th.

google doc ✧ starter calls ✧ prompts

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bidoctor

Nadja + favorite moments pt.2

#nadja / abt.#long post /#q.

rasputinaillyanna

Nadja being beautiful and so done with everyone ft the Doll

#nadja / abt.#long post /#q.

unworthythors

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS (2014)

dir. Taika Waititi, Jemaine Clement

#viago / abt.#long post /#q.

kingsmemes

「 RP MEME : RANDOM DIALOGUE . 」 * change pronouns as needed. from this generator.

‘ for some reason, i’m attracted to you. ’

‘ no. i’m tired of doing what you say. ’

‘ tell me what you saw, for her sake. ’

‘ am i supposed to be scared? ’

‘ please don’t argue. ’

‘ you have to leave right now. ’

‘ you’re not safe here. ’

‘ you think i’m being paranoid. ’

‘ if you leave now, you get nothing. ’

‘ thank you for agreeing to help. ’

‘ i just want a nice, easy life. ’

‘ what’s wrong with that? ’

‘ come alone. ’

‘ quick, hide! ’

‘ don’t be scared. ’

‘ come with me. ’

‘ there’s something i need to get off my chest. ’

‘ i miss moments like this more than anything. ’

‘ where do you hide in a small town like this? ’

‘ give me one good reason. ’

‘ i want to be there when you get what’s coming to you. ’

‘ do you ever think we should stop meeting like this?’

‘ how long have you been standing there? ’

‘ i’m not surprised you murdered him. ’

‘ sorry, i’m just a little nervous. ’

‘ he was unconscious when i found him. ’

‘ promise me you’ll look after him. ’

‘ are we going to try again? ’

‘ i’ve been checking you out. ’

‘ what happened? ’

‘ give me the details. ’

‘ why didn’t he talk to me himself? ’

‘ the way you flirt is shameful. ’

‘ so you’ve been living in denial all these years? ’

‘ if you do this, you’ll be dead to me. ’

‘ could you be happy here with me? ’

‘ i’m sorry if it upsets you. ’

‘ i’m going to marry her. ’

‘ you did a bad thing for a good reason. ’

‘ were you spying on me? ’

‘ this is where i live. ’

‘ i’ve been waiting a long time for you. ’

‘ she doesn’t understand you like i do. ’

#prompt.

leafsprompts

bo burnham. inside quotes.

“ i’m bored.” “ interesting, now leave me alone.” “ sorry that i look like a mess.” “ i had a haircut but it got rescheduled.” “ i made you your favourite.” “ [name’s] been a little depressed.” “ it might not help but it couldn’t hurt.” “ i’m a special kind of white guy.” “ i’ve self reflected and i wanna be an agent of change.” “ i wanna leave this world better than i found it.” “ i don’t wanna do that.” “ i’m really fucking sorry.” “sexting: it isn’t sex, it’s the next best thing.” “ um, what the fuck is going on ?” “ how am i thirty ?” “ yeah .. i am not feeling good.” “ all my clothes are dirty so i’m smelling like a bag of shit.” “ there’s gotta be a better way.” “ oh em gee, that is just my luck.” “ i haven’t had a shower in the last nine days.” “ maybe i should just shut the fuck up.” “ fuck their wives, drink their blood.” “ welcome to the internet.” “ we’ve got mountains of content. some better, some worse.” “ here’s a tip for straining pasta.” “ apathy’s a tragedy and boredom is a crime.” “ amateurs can fucking suck it.” “ i got a boyfriend and i’m crazy about him.” “ should i burn it ? is burning it bad ? what should i do with it ?” “ if we stick together, who knows what we’ll do.” “ it was always the plan to put the world in your hand.” “ the fbi killed martin luther king.” “ that is how the world works.” “ i hope you learned your lesson.” “ don’t you know the world is built with blood ?” “ that’s pretty abstract.” “ another night on my own.” “ you say the oceans rising like i give a shit.” “ you’re not gonna slow it.” “ heaven knows you tried.” “ well, well, look who’s inside again.” “ come out with your hands up, we’ve got you surrounded.” “ you say the whole world ended ? honey, it already did.” “ who wants a coffee ‘cos i’m doing a run.” “ i’m writing down the orders now for everyone.” “ don’t be scared.” “ don’t be shy.” “ come on in, the waters fine.” “ now my stupid friends are having stupid children.”

+ bonus: inside outtakes.

“ you owe me a dumpling or a dumpling equivalent. ” “ this is a song about a chicken. ” “ spider hiding in the corner ! ” “ what the fuck is going on ? ” ” i refuse to do dishes ever again in my fucking life. ” “ my least favourite word, by the way, is injustice. ” “ i jumped up on the coffee table. ” “ um, no, fuck that. ” “ i am so cool. what a cool thing to do. ” “ fuck you dude, fuck you. ” “ am i going crazy ? maybe, maybe not. ” “ am i kinda hot ? ” “ i’m done being sad. ” “ i ain’t afraid of no spider. ” “ i am a weird looking dude. ” “ i’d rather put a gun in my mouth than do another dish. ” “ our doing isn’t done and our done-ing isn’t did. ” “ oh, my phone makes me sad. ” “ tell me what you feel right now. “ i’m living in the future. ” “ am i real or am i dying ? ”

#prompt.

goodnightmemes

TIK TOK SENTENCE STARTERS PART FOUR

some of these are quotes from tiktok creators, and some are from various other forms of media that were popular audios/trends on tiktok

❛ Welcome to Barnes and Nooo-OOOOOO! ❜

❛ Worry not my brother, I am simply vibing with these flowers. ❜

❛ The thing is - she made fun of me for getting capri-suns, and then she drank EIGHT of MY capri-suns! ❜

❛ You’re in your 20s and you’re arguing over capri-suns. ❜

❛ Mom, either you ground her or I fight her. So there’s two options, and my fists are already up. ❜

❛ I saw that! Justice doesn’t sleep. ❜

❛ You’ve been bamboozled. ❜

❛ They stamped my tortilla. They stamped my tortilla with an expiration date. ❜

❛ I’m just a baby. I’M JUST A BABY! ❜

❛ I presently have the work ethic and motivation of a lobotomized sloth and there is not enough caffeine, cocaine, girl boss vibes, or positive energy in the perceived universe to change that, AND YET bills must be paid. Go forth and seize the day. ❜

❛ See, if you title your file “ultra-secret” we got a problem. ❜

❛ It’s vegan cause it’s strawberry milk and not like cow milk. You know what I mean? ❜

❛ Show me the tit on a strawberry. ❜

❛ This is like my millionth time saying this, but I’m in love you…until Han Solo shows up. ❜

❛ I thought I recorded the whole thing but it turns out I just took a panorama. ❜

❛ Oh man, that’s cra- I don’t give a shit about that. At all. ❜

❛ And uhh, yeah dude, that dude just beat the shit out of me. Just fucking fucked me up. It was wild. ❜

❛ Hahaha - No. No, but it’s not funny at the end of the day, is it? It’s serious. ❜

❛ This is Let It Gopher. The lady who found him thought he was a gopher snowman but he’s actually a cat. ❜

❛ This is Death by Chocolate Lab. He has three legs and seven eyes. So he’s either cursed or really weird. But no one’s died yet, so we’re leaning towards weird. ❜

❛ You’re talking about MY OUTFIT and you’re wearing RIPPED SKINNY JEANS?! You’re wearing RIPPED SKINNY JEANS!! ❜

❛ I’m out here spray painting my golden tongs, right?, and I accidentally fucking spray painted a rollie pollie! *crying* I’m sorry!! ❜

❛ Well, shit. What are y’all doing? Screwing? ❜

❛ Instead of having some sort of crisis about it; which would be pfffttt silly; I just quit my job and flew to Scotland, with no money, or plans, or friends in the city. ❜

❛ I’m going to fuck your dad and give him a child he actually loves. ❜

❛ She’s out there in it shitting! What are you doing?! It’s a hurricane out there!!! ❜

❛ I have been doing much more than fraternizing with him, sir. ❜

❛ And there I lie, in my failure, and the freezing snow. ❜

❛ I took a deep breath and I went to where anyone would go to find the real answer for anything. I went to reddit. ❜

❛ You have to be 21 to drink but only 8 to summon the devil? ❜

❛ Piggy dippin! Piggy dippin at the piggy pond! You went sausage swimming in the water bowl, you dip them fat little toes in there. Chubba bun! ❜

❛ I most definitely have a list of rules that people must follow if they want to be my murderer. ❜

❛ I am NOT a middle kill. I am either the one that got you started, the one that ignited your bloodlust; or I’m the one that finally quenches that thirst. ❜

❛ You know, that’s my shower curtain from Japan, you stupid ass bitch. ❜

❛ Stop drinking normal milk! Are you - are you a criminal?! ❜

❛ I’ve narrowed it down to three things that could be going on inside that little head. Number one: Infinite knowledge. Smarter than the universe. Option two: Nothing. All floof, no brain. Option three: Plotting my demise. ❜

❛ You’re looking at Grade A Dad Material. USDA prime dad. ❜

❛ “Oh I’m so sad. I’m so depressed.” When’s the last time you had a fudgecicle? You say you’re depressed but you haven’t had a fudgcicle in like eight years. ❜

❛ It’s pretty hard to become good at things, but I’m really good at two things. One is snacks, number two is just being nervous. ❜

❛ So you make this every night of the week for your first– for your husband that you want to kill, because this will clog his arteries. ❜

❛ Alright. Welcome, hoes I’m gonna get with, and hoes I already got with. Welcome to this conference on climate change. ❜

❛ When I get upset, or mildly depressed, I go out and buy a spiderman shirt. ❜

#prompt.

nadjasnandor

When I was a human man, I had rosy cheeks, yet in between those cheeks, there was never a smile. And then, one night, everything changed. Nadja came through the window and took my life. She opened a window to my soul and let the darkness in.

#nadja / abt.#long post /#q.

bidoctor

#nadja / abt.#q.

neverswungonswingingstars

I posted the gif of viago serenading last week but everyone just needs to see the whole video. Viago is such a good wee singer/songwriter and the metaphors are on point 👌😂

#i ate her :(#viago / abt.#q.