am baby

Finch is my name, being anxious is my game crushed under the weight of hard to access disability support it/they pronouns nblm

[the-story-eater]

Meet my ashlander oc Mek’abiri

You’re not a bug she doesn’t like you.

[pocketss]

what if it GETS her though 😥

[warrenzevonofficial]

being vulnerable rn but i play a lot of horrible ipad baby slop games one of them being monopoly go which is partially a sticker collecting game and there's another app where u can trade the stickers and it just got hacked and now the app is sending hourly notifications with various messages begging people to not uninstall it

[warrenzevonofficial]

[warrenzevonofficial]

[librarycards]

wait everyone. what if i watched a movie

[librarycards]

theers a lot o f them im scared

[rowan-e-ravenwood]

new top contender

[infertilityidol]

woahhhh a floor beef clover it must be my yucky day

[fuckedelf]

everybody is checking their lymph nodes but im just tryna get some nymph loads!

[arahir]

adulthood is really like "guess what your sewer isn't working" and you're like oh why is that mister plumber and he's like "oh that's because they used to use paper for pipes" and you're like hmm i don't know a lot about it but that doesn't seem right, but it is right, they did use paper for pipes, and you're like how much is it to fix paper pipes mister plumber? and he's like "oh just $10,000 and one day and we'll dig three holes" and you're like okay mister plumber i guess what must be done must be done but then it will be a week later and there will be five holes and they will be telling you "oh actually we need to dig an additional hole in your driveway" and you're like oh but that's where my driveway is and they're like "oh yes we'll need to cut through the driveway" and you're like okay this doesn't seem right mister plumber and they're like actually it's mister gas company and mister gas company is standing there and he's like yep you gotta cut the driveway out because the pipe is six inches from the other pipe and you're like i don't think so i think that's like 8 inches and he's like nope it's six and you're like how many inches is the minimum distance and he's like six and you're like okay and it's been five days it's been five days and you don't have a driveway and you don't have toilets and you're paying $15000 because someone said "yes i think making sewer pipes out of paper sounds good" and then you'll be driving down the road to get yourself depression ice cream because you don't have a driveway and you don't have toilets and the car in front of you will be driven by a man 300 years old in the smallest honda the 80s ever produced going approximately .0001 miles per hour and the F150 pavement princess behind you will not see the small honda and will start honking at you and cursing at you and you will simply roll to a stop. you will roll to a stop in the middle of the street and watch the little honda in front of you roll on to glory at .0001 miles an hour while the truck behind you realizes they have made some sort of defcon 1 level mistake and your fitbit on your arm starts buzzing going "CONGRATS! THIS IS YOUR MOST EXTREME WORK OUT YET! YOU'RE EARNING DOUBLE ZONE MINUTES!"

[parking-lot-sunshine]

Just want to add that the reader may think paper sewer pipes are an exaggeration but

[nitewrighter]

The most depressing combo of teen boys is "total piece of shit" and "kid who would otherwise be a pretty pleasant person but definitely got singled out by Total Piece of Shit in 5th or 6th grade and is now stuck with Total Piece of Shit as a best friend largely because of Sunk Cost Fallacy and because he's permanently associated with Total Piece of Shit by his peers."

[haunted-skitty-doll]

I very rarely take off my ace ring, and when I do there's always a specific reason, so I like to joke that anything I do without it is "sexual style." Like this morning I was in a work meeting and it kept clinking against my coffee mug, and since I didn't want to be a disturbance, I took it off and drank my coffee sexual style. Doing the dishes? Sexual style. Dyeing my hair? Sexual style. Playing Mario Kart 7? (It rubs up against my 3ds weird) Sexual style.

[haunted-skitty-doll]

When I get married the "divorce style" jokes are gonna go so hard

[haunted-skitty-doll]

Last night I went mothing but I showered beforehand and somehow completely forgot to put my ace ring back on (I never forget that??) so I must be honest, I was looking at those moths with lust in my heart

[milf--adjacent]

Let the historical record show that Mr. Beast was entirely ignorable if you were just like doing literally anything else. I've been on youtube as long as it's been around and I've never been recommended a video by him. I see him in passing as a meme. I thought he was a made up joke, a caricature of bad youtuber content miners until someone I trust confirmed his existence to me in late 2025.

[coast-modern]

I was 12 years old in 2011.... you could NEVER make me hate stomp clap hey music

[coast-modern]

How it feels to be 10 years old and hear Little Lion Man for the first time

[paradise-sys]

Pumping a guy full of pig fluid until he dissolves #hopepunk

[daylights-rain]

you keep using that tag, but I do not think it means what you think it means

[paradise-sys]

ok so i looked it up and basically hopepunk is when you fill guys with pig juices until something bad happens to them

[daylights-rain]

oh, my mistake, I should have taken 10 seconds to look it up before being contrarian on your post, you have my apologies. I was wrong and you were right.

[wosp-reactivated]

>gas station

>primarily sells liquid

[estavionpira]

my useless demonic servants don't seem to realize that i want to COMPLETELY reshape the world in the image of darkness because what is all this shit. they seem to think they can just glue on some spikes and change the wallpaper to red and i'll be satisfied with their hack work. no, the name changes are not satisfactory. you can't just call it a "brimstone GameStop"

[ventsentno]

brimstone Best Buy was good though right

[estavionpira]

*gritting teeth* brimstone. Best Buy. was fine. but you cant just do that for all of them. these shitass demons tried to swap out my glasses lenses for red tinted ones so i would think they were dragging reality into hell. fuckin mexico yellow filter ass evil scheme. bought the lenses from "demonic Glasses Direct." its literally run by the same guy as the original Glasses Direct. he just wears red now

[estavionpira]

and people are always saying shit like this to me! okay. wait. hold on. wait like one second here. okay so i know you wizards tend to create magical creatures to help around the wizard tower. and my question to you is- hand to god honest question. hand to the devil honest question. are your guys as incompetent as mine. because if they arent. i am going. to lose. my shit. okay? because i spent- i spent. 6 days 6 months and 6 years summoning these guys. okay? they were meant to be like, the fuckin, harbingers of the end times, alright? and all they- all they fuckin do is like, sit around all day, and when i tell them to do something, all of a sudden they're "practicing the sin of sloth". like okay buddy, if you were- if you were here. to be slothful. you wouldnt have been given fuckoff massive horns. i told them. to ransack los angeles once, okay, and this was like a week ago, and they just walked around a mostly empty park and kicked over trash cans. i think they mugged a guy but like. no buildings got reduced to cinders. the earth remained thoroughly unsalted. and it's- that's not even the only time shit like this has happened, okay? stuff like that is happening to me like, all the time with these useless fucking demons, and, okay, you know what. whatever. sure. fine. meet me in Evil San Francisco (the demons renamed it) at 9:23 am and we can fight. whatever. i don't- i don't even care anymore

[depsidase]

[animentality]