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[tagurself]

what the fuck did I just watch

[occamys-deactivated20180627]

tag urself i’m neil degrasse tyson getting hit in the face

[jibril-deactivated20190420]

me

[pussylipgloss]

$2.48

[roachswallower]

i need an app like tinder just to find people to smoke wit

[roachswallower]

i’m patenting this shit and calling it “buds”

[roachswallower]

fellow weedheads, who will kickstart this

[crimewave420]

“Ahh yes brothere let us meet up and toke together mayhaps you can point me in the direction of your ‘plug’ as they put it roflmao”

[tohkyo]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BhPgf2lhaC-/

[nowacking]

I have exactly 11 questions

[coughloop]

i dont, mind your business

[a-waste-of-time]

ok why is this cat giving me strong jeff goldblum vibes 

[dateaboysuggestions]

Date a boy who calls you at 4 in the morning just to hear your voice

[caleb-1193]

Bitch better not

[wardenarainai-blog]

in a good marriage you never stop learning new things about your spouse

[boterhamworst]

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you die while making food in a slow cooker, whoever finds your body will have a nice warm meal waiting for them.

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

They can also eat whatever is in the slow cooker too

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

I’m so fucking sad please invent a pill that will turn me into a salamander that only thinks of nutrients

[bot-dad]

Hello so fucking sad please invent a pill that will turn me into a salamander that only thinks of nutrients, I’m Dad!

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[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

you mock my plight for the last time, Dad Bot

[furrypost-generator]

Local Furry stands menacingly to man on picnic 

[quaadude]

The yiff yiff man

[telltaletypist]

you won’t be laughing when he kills you

[thecommonchick]

the 3 people that always like and reblog your posts

[elliot-mcidiot-deactivated20191]

;)

[saddest-cat-hours]

Damn, save some for the rest of us

[space-owl]

This is like the opposite of that dude sliding down a snowy hill with classical music

[dont-offend-the-bees]

unstoppable force vs immovable object

[benegesserwitch]

starcrossed lovers

[cosmic-aria]

a challenger approaches:

[haircutwizard]

these men represent 3 different facets of the physiology of human beings

gas station dude: raw physical power 

classical music guy sliding down a snowy hill without skis: polished intellect

scooter man: unstoppable libido

[nogoodmox]

here’s the mood for december

[dateaboysuggestions]

Date a boy who looks at you like you’re a masterpiece and makes you feel like art

[cyootie-pie-deactivated20160626]

date a girl who looks at you like you’re a masterpiece and makes you feel like art

[thebootydiaries]

i shoved a monet painting up my ass

[that-crazy-girl-from-wisconsin]

*you okay? 

[thebootydiaries]

i died

[stealthmanatee]

me: what are the funerary customs of the luna wolves

dan abnett: they definitely have them! sejanus had a funeral!

me: dan

dan abnett: :)

me: people are dying dan

dan abnett: well gee i hope you figure it out soon then!

[1234512345232w345-deactivated20]

I shouldn’t have laughed at this.

[ausgoth]

no words