stranger things (mostly steddie) incorrect quotes

she/her

[steddiethinker]

eddie, staring at robin when they first meet: hi

robin, staring just as intensely: hello.

eddie:

robin:

eddie: so you’re gay too, right?

robin: oh, yeah, totally

[steddiethinker]

eddie: are you okay?

steve: yeah, it’s just these onions

eddie, to onions: what the FUCK did you say to steve

[steddiethinker]

eddie: *grabs the wrong glass at breakfast*

steve: stop stealing my juice

eddie: it’s payback for stealing my heart

steve: what

eddie: what

[steddiethinker]

random old lady: jesus christ loves you

eddie: tell him i’m a minor

[steddiethinker]

nancy: you know, eddie gives steve flowers everyday. i wish you would do that

robin: um okay?

*next day*

robin: *gives steve flowers*

steve: what?

robin: i don’t get it either dude

[steddiethinker]

eddie: what if our phobias are how we died in our past life?

steve, screaming from across the kitchen: I KNEW THIS MICROWAVE LOOKED FAMILIAR OH MY-

[steddiethinker]

eddie: hey steve

steve: hmm?

eddie: do dogs have dreams?

steve:

steve: eddie

eddie: yeah?

steve: it’s 3 in the fucking morning

eddie: BUT DO DOGS HAVE DREAMS

[steddiethinker]

steve: since you haven’t been annoying, and you have been begging me for one… i will allow you to hug me, one hug

dustin, excited: for how long?

steve: four to five seconds

dustin: FORTY FIVE SECONDS

steve: nO-

dustin: *wraps his arms around steve* TOO LATE



[steddiethinker]

eddie: i’m so gay

steve: sorry, what was that?

eddie: i said have a good day

[steddiethinker]

steve: part of the stranger things fandom ships me with tommy! WITH TOMMY!!! how dare they????

robin: there’s another part that ships you with eddie. that’s worse.

steve: i ship me with eddie

[steddiethinker]

lucas: hey, someone told me you remind them of an owl.

dustin: who?

dustin: fuck.

[steddiethinker]

steve: DO YA REMEMEBER

eddie:

wayne:

the kids:

nancy & jonathan:

eddie, confused: what? … steve we’re in the middle of our vows-

robin, unable to contain herself: THE 21ST NIGHT OF SEPTEMBER

[steddiethinker]

steve: i started off the school years with A’s.

steve, looking at eddie: now i’m not even straight.

[steddiethinker]

robin: ew, are you and eddie friends with benefits?!

steve: more like frenemies with benefits.

[steddiethinker]

eddie: let’s go get a drink

steve: eds, it’s eight o’clock in the morning

eddie: well, we’ll get eggs too

[steddiethinker]

steve: i need you

eddie: for?

steve: ever.

eddie, voice cracking: oh.

[steddiethinker]

steve: um, you know what? i have someone standing abnormally close to me right now. i’ll call you later.

robin: okay, say hi to eddie for me.