steeben g. rogered

well this is a fine kettle of fish.

[spontaneousmusicalnumber]

Randomly curious:

Everyone I know would know of these, and many would have some in their kitchens. So now I'm curious how far that knowledge goes.

Do You Know What These Are?

YES, and I'm from the Midwest USA.

NO, and I'm from the Midwest USA.

YES, and I'm from the USA but not the Midwest

NO, and I'm from the USA but not the Midwest

YES, and I'm from North America but not the USA

NO, and I'm from North America but not the USA

YES, and I'm not from North America

NO, and I'm not from North America

Button for conscientious objectors

Voting ended onJul 12, 2025

[loth-caatgirl]

[hockeyblorbopolls]

which of these players is more blorbo?

macklin celebrini

evgeni malkin

not blorboable

see results/don't know them

Voting ended onJul 11, 2025

[burntpink]

art by Jenna Gribbon

[malk1ns]

I saw that you commented on that amazing Sid/geno fic set in a 1989 winners room. I only noticed because when I read it I went "oh I should send this to malk1ns, I bet they're love it" 😆 and then I looked down and and saw your name hahaha.

sorry for getting to this so late, anon, but yes absolutely that fic by @cascara-soda set me on fire, it is soooooo good. thank you so much for thinking of me!!! <3

[annabelle--cane]

it's rotten work. especially to me especially if it's you. I'll fucking do it but christ alive.

[allenrif-deactivated20221107]

Starchild

[cricketsong1985]

Controlled Release [podfic]

podfic of steebadore’s hilarious Stucky fic ‘Controlled Release’ is now complete (approx 2h10min), and I am super stoked that quietnight was kind enough to make some excellent cover art to go with it as well. Listen HERE on A03

Summary: Bucky’s just having a little trouble…finishing. Completing the mission. He can squeeze the trigger but he can’t make the shot is what he’s saying Which is why he’s here, loitering outside a nice brownstone in Park Slope, trying to find the courage to knock on Captain Come Control dot com’s door for his three o'clock appointment. You know, just normal Thursday things.

LISTEN on A03

[steebadore]

I am so in love with this!! Please give it a listen - it was so nice to fall back in love with these idiots.

[leucotoe-archive-deactivated202]

words of affirmation i repeat on the daily

[helloitsbees]

this is entrapment

[helloitsbees]

two equally delightful paths here:

1) a very simple and genuine “i like your shoelaces”, which tells me that you are either a lesbian or a very cool ally

2) “i like your shoelaces” followed by the pronounced grimace of one recalling their past sins, which tells me that you were a 2012 tumblr user. i now hold the power in this conversation and you are at my mercy.

[asofterepilogue]

if you know about 2012 tumblr how do you hold any power in any conversation

[helloitsbees]

well, stucky fanfic url, the trick is to not let them know that you are also cringe

[excusing]

this is the most poignant burn ive seen all year

[helloitsbees]

[wilburian-deactivated20221116]

everyone lost

[mango-pickle]

#tumblr is an ecosystem you kill one trophic level and everyone starts dying

(via @binguscore)

[agentemo]

losers gonna pick on losers forever ^-^

[helloitsbees]

[catgirlforeskin]

[trans-angel]

[catgirlforeskin]

[that-twink-over-there]

Tumblr has the best PvP of any social media

[mrdacher]

WHO WAS THIS

[nopatyespat]

#unbelievably powerful writing prompt #smash cut to ten years later when Shirtless American’s career has ground to a standstill #they want to recover some luck from the only time they ever won anything #and have to go on a quest to learn Which Russian Has My Goddamn Jersey #what else will they find along the way……who’s to say #Good as Gold coming to a hallmark channel near you 2022

[lesbianbending-moved]

seeing all the 14-17 y/o queer kids who don’t know what v for vendetta is…. u mean the blockbuster film written by two trans women about a masked vigilante who decides to singlehandedly take down a fascist alternate version of england set in the distant year of 2020… and his driving force was getting justice for a lesbian who he never met but whose diary he found, who was separated from her wife before being killed by said fascist gov…. and it stars natalie portman…. okay

[mckitterick]

the movie is great, with amazing acting:

and the original graphic novel is phenomenal:

I highly recommend them both

and they’ve never been more relevant

[digitaldiscipline]

“People shouldn’t be afraid of their government. Governments should be afraid of their people.”

[lectorel]

There’s strong subtext that V is a trans man and A)the lesbian from the diary or B)her wife.

[hill-hill-hill]

“I’m following him.”

[ailichi-deactivated20230730]

i like irish poetry. i like knowing a man called tadhg ó ruaic, fl. 1684, lost a game of cards to a girl called blánaid on purpose because he wanted her to top him

[ailichi-deactivated20230730]

you penetrate my weak defence / teasing me with anxious love / i know the score; my turn to play / against your side i make my move ... blánaid, my dear, my favourite one / gentle, fragrant, guileless love / it’s time for you to trump my man / and ‘take’ me with a daring move ... come sit beside me, woman of the wavy hair / embrace me, bright branch of the cool grey eyes / resolve my torment, generous-gentle woman / and ‘take’ me quickly to your merciful bed

extract translated from the classical gaelic by derek mahon

[prokopetz]

Some day I want to see a show that does the “no filler episodes” thing from the opposite direction. Just a whole season worth of low-stakes character pieces that seem to move the overall story absolutely nowhere, then episode 26 pulls all the triggers at once and this massive Rube Goldberg machine of a plot the show’s been quietly setting up in the background the whole time hits you like a truck.

[gay-jewish-bucky]

[neonbat666]

All that’s divined Author: Neonbat Artist 1: Chaosmanor Artist 2: Alpaca and Kittens

Link to fic Link to chaosmanor art Link to alpaca’s art

Archive Warnings: bits of graphic depictions of violence.

Rating: E

Relationship(s): Steve/Bucky, brief nonrelated Loki/Thor, Brief tony/pepper, brief Sam/Riley

54169k

Tags:  Small steve, Oracle Steve, Assassin Bucky, journey/adventure AU, Magic, High Fantasy, Journey of Discovery, Bucky reclaiming himself, Steve reclaiming himself, Slow Burn.

AO3 Summary : The Ghost is tasked with killing the Oracle of Shield, the greatest enemy of the kingdom of Hydra. It’s there, in the heart of a cave of magic and impossibility, that fate extends its hand, and leads him into a vast, dangerous unknown.

[synonym-for-life]

a hat, a horse (a Hyundai), and the will to ride

Author: synonym4life (Tumblr/AO3) Artist: elkane (Tumblr/Twitter) Story&art: https://archiveofourown.org/works/27997230/chapters/68577300 Art: here & here Rating: E Word count: final WC = 65k (fic currently still posting!) Relationships: Bucky Barnes/Steve Rogers Major Archive Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Tags: Post-Captain America: Civil War (Movie), Internalized Homophobia (and overcoming it), Unresolved Sexual Tension, Unresolved Romantic Tension, Unresolved Emotional Tension, (which are all eventually resolved lol), Emotional Constipation, Eurotrip, Explicit Sexual Content, Digital Art, Humor, POV Steve Rogers, Scott Lang is the king of this fic, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Canon Divergence - Post-Captain America: Civil War (Movie), Consensual Underage Sex (teenage fumbling) Summary: After Steve and Bucky rescue their pals from the Raft prison, they decide to dig deeper into Zemo’s involvement in the UN headquarters’ bombing which sends them on a backpacking trip across select European countries. Steve and Bucky believe this is a story about their mission. Scott Lang and Sam Wilson, who join them halfway through, believe it’s a story about their Eurotrip (and they’re probably right). This writer, however, has been waiting to tell you that the fic’s true mission is Steve and Bucky missioning towards missionary.

Follow them on their journey across Europe in tiny cars, packed subway trains and even on skis as they tumble down the Swiss Alps (in a fun way this time!), all the while reigniting untold feelings of the past through inappropriate sexual encounters and terrible communication skills.

Written for @notanotherstuckybb​