cascara_soda

they/she | fic writer | queer history lover | 30+

[orpheuslament]

its imperative you sexualise that mentor/protégé relationship

[orpheuslament]

cant even refute this ive been straight up doing that

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

not now mom I have to see what my mutuals with masters degrees are blogging about on tumblr

[yabagofmilfs]

imagine it’s 2009 and obama is the president and the radio is playing party in the usa and kings of leon and your team is the pittsburgh penguins and they have sidney crosby and evgeni malkin and kris letang and marc andre fleury and maxime talbot and they win the cup. wow. i wish the mid aughts were real, that sounds amazing.

[ttaibhse]

love this can’t believe it only has 1 like

[raikkonens]

I have nothing appropriate to say

[tawnyow-l]

Lord what have they been feeding the child over the summer

[br1ghtestlight]

spent MONTHS looking for this stupid tumblr post bcuz i constantly want to reference it and it wouldn't come up no matter what i searched despite it being (what i thought) was a popular well-known tumblr post only to find that the original blog turned off reblogs and deactivated and that it only got 12k notes total. but im posting it anyway to preserve its legacy

[idlelizard]

unusual ungulate

[idlelizard]

Technically 22, but a number of those are very vague silhouettes🦎 edit: this person got all of them so there's the answer key!

[whitepeopletwitter]

Daily grind

[lamine-19]

“are you okay?” oh my god no but for the purposes of this conversation yes i’m fine

[vintage-ukraine]

By the Dam by Leonid Sheludko, 1984

[ndnbutch]

the author’s thinly veiled nothing #notwriting #straightupnotwritingit

[talas-first-lady]

[sapphling]

try not to unlearn all your shame in case there's something good stuff in there that you can sexualize

[ullybug]

one thing about hockeybloggers is that they love when their tags make someone type 'toronto hockey amulet tavares' into their search engine. it makes them feel powerful, kind of like some sort of magical token or item

[ullybug]

it's just never not funny

[dogpuppy]

[forkingandcottage-deactivated20]

via indiarosecrawford

Frog Paints a Water Lily Pond 🪷🎨🐸

𝑓ₒᵣ ⲕᵢ𝑛𝑔 ₐ𝑛𝑑 𝑐ₒ𝑡𝑡ₐ𝑔ₑ

[grumpygreenwitch]

Ok, I adore the Frogs to begin with, but the sheer finesse and dedication of this one boggles my mind.

[hms-no-fun]

me: this is cute and precious

my brain: 45 years ago this person could've made a public access television show that ran for half a decade on the strength of this concept with the right framing device and it would've been paid for with federal arts grants and maybe even national syndication rights. now they're begging for a single minute of engagement on tiktok in the hopes that maybe someday the abstract metrics of digital media platforms will translate into a tangible career

me: yeah me: cute frog though

my brain: it is a cute frog

[yabagofmilfs]

i think golf should be spelled golph. it gives geoff vibes.