The one and only

Cry me a fucking river, bitch.

[shxthudgens]

Honey, you got the leftover genes and brains weren’t an option for you. I’m afraid I took it all. 

[stellahxdg]

Oh please, your brain is as smart as your last boyfriend. But hey, at least I got the looks.

[shxthudgens]

Not that your brain extends to much thinking even if there was.

[stellahxdg]

Sweetheart, it's fine to be jealous of my fabulous brain.

[shxthudgens]

Don’t hurt yourself thinking.

[stellahxdg]

I promise you, I won't. There isn't much to think about anyways.

[shxthudgens]

Yeah, not that you would know

[stellahxdg]

I wonder how you do. 

[shxthudgens]

Want a sleeve tattoo, if I wasn’t in the acting industry I swear i’d be covered.

[stellahxdg]

The struggles of famous celebrities.

[xcalhoodie-deactivated20140611]

Blaring Blink and Mayday Parade in my room isn’t that bad. Maybe to my neighbors, though.

[stellahxdg]

Eh... They'll have to deal with it.

[stellahxdg]

yoitsmalik:

I’m a little disappointed.

Sorry sweetheart, that’s not how I was taught to sass.

[nikolairadkov]

Bring on the sass.

[stellahxdg]

The sass is not something I just... bring when it's expected.