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the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues

zoesupreme

Christopher Nolan almost allows colors into his mythical epic shot on 70mm IMAX film. thank god they stopped filming in time.

righthandarm-man

can you remember the name of every person you’ve kissed?

yes, I remember all their names

I could name most of them but there are few I can’t remember

if you put all of them in a room I could put a name to at least half the faces

i’m not confident I could name a quarter of them, let alone half

I can’t remember more than one or two names

I’ve never kissed a soul and want to see the results

Remaining time: 6 days 7 hours

#yes because it's no one #HAW HAW HAW HAW

mouthbrood

ok computer show me men in pain

mini-wrants

Ladies, don’t tell your partners you’re getting an abortion. You’re causing the meth addiction epidemic.

Problem solved!

pusheen-the-radical

so, i’m sorry, but is the original writer’s point that this anonymous woman SHOULD have had a baby with a soon-to-be homeless meth addict?? because those notoriously make such great fathers, right?

#if that kid actually did get born #they wouldn't care until he beat it to death in a meth-addicted haze #but whatev

mini-wrants

Just saw an article like “angriest people about me writing about Platner and him dropping out were progressive women”

Yes of course.

Progressive (actually all women) have been told to shut up, sit down, and stop focusing on their bougie problems like birth control and rape and abortion and equal pay and child care so that Real Problems can be solved.

I was a Palestinian genocider for participating in an election and voting for Harris because I thought she’d be better for abortion and reproductive rights.

Why on earth would anyone be surprised that it’s women who are the angriest at other women for tanking a supposed progressive’s campaign to fix the world.

mini-wrants

I remember being a child and Dems telling women that they should “get on their knees” in thanks for Bill Clinton’s presidency and shut the fuck up about his affair with Monica Lewinsky.

You know. Like you’d be giving a blowjob.

mini-wrants

A republican congresswoman in Florida had to beg her hospital to give her abortion medication for her ectopic pregnancy to prevent her own death. She called the governors office for help and he never returned her phone call. She is still anti-abortion, because The Cause was more important than her own life.

Don’t for one second assume this is just a progressive problem. It just so happened to be that this individual man was progressive.

mini-wrants

Women coming forward about sexual assault allegations against The Cause’s Best Hope are absolutely going to be targeted the most by other women.

I simply don’t think men care about sexual assault allegations enough to consider it disqualifying in the first place.

mini-wrants

You know, he just doesn’t believe the first woman because she had the wrong politics (which Platner also originally had, lol.)

It just wasn’t a biggie the first time around. Nothing to be mad about, right?

butch-bara

saw a video of a woman being like “why don’t we talk about these things that are part of being a woman?! like, for example, plucking out your boob hairs!”

mysharona1987

twoblogger-deactivated20260714

Shout out to this tiny yet crucial error on an otherwise actually very informative post about myths about tax returns and the IRS

daughter-of-sapph0

oh boy! something in my mailbox from the IRA? I wonder what it could be!

imwiremother

every emotional fandom post is written like this

oscar the grouch, who lived and loved in a trash can

oscar the grouch, who ate rotten bananas because he didn't have the self esteem to try for fresh ones

oscar the grouch, who pushed big bird away because his love burned as bright as the sun and oscar the grouch knew he was the moon

luckyladylily

So the thing is boobs really do be jiggling. If having breasts has taught me anything it is that the ladies frolic. I don't even have that large of boobs but every time I go down some stairs all I can think about is that stupid quote about boobing breastily down the stairs or whatever it is because God Damn.

But anime and video game boob jiggling is like. The most uncanny valley shit I've ever seen nine times out of ten. You would think people this horny about tits would have actually looked at some but I guess not.

What we really need is some pervert to compile the ultimate visual guide to boob bouncing physics that's just like 500 hours of meticulously organized videos of breasts of different size and shape and under different fabrics bouncing around from a wide variety of physical movements so horny game devs can finally get it right and I don't have to be creeped out by women who appear to have surgically implanted softballs in their chest under skin made of rubber bands.