Help for the Helpless

A place to share my love of cats, stupid jokes, movies and beautiful things

[hotvampireadjacent]

I shouldn’t be laughing…

[catboybiologist]

Good for her.

[only-cat-memes]

[maylilithreign]

can't leave that in the notes 😂

[sin-ophelia]

Fangirls Through the Ages by Lid Thom

[memewhore]

[spleenyz]

[fallout-lou-begas]

[kermittingacrime]

ask and you shall receive.

[gayvampyr]

[christianstepmoms]

[itwoodbeprefect]

bruce springsteen narrating kitchen safety instructions from the perspective of a frying pan:

[to-sleep-perchance-to-dream-17]

@worldsworstconman

[kaijuerotica]

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

[jan-liliten]

op turned off reblogs but also i respect that they turned them off for a reason but i still want the post here so i removed their name

[intercal]

you could follow the genuinely funny poster who is going to be gone in 6 months, or you could follow me, the mediocre-to-okayish poster who's been on tumblr for 11.5 years and will be here until the flames finally reach and destroy the data center with our precious memories

[lactating-deactivated20220703]

“make friends” who am i doctor franking stein

[werewolf-transgenderism]

on my slides for my class about Frankenstein today

[penandinkprincess]

[segamascott]

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

i was watching a video about how regional cheeses are made around the world, and was shown a type of mozzarella called zizzona (the z/zz pronounced like the 'zz' in 'pizza', with a 'tz' sound), which, yes, means "mother's breast".

so rest easy tonight knowing they have titty cheese in italy.

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

they also make special GIANT 66lb zizzona

so rest easy tonight knowing they have hummina hummina aWOOGAH iyiyiyiyi GAZONGA cheese in italy

[audarcy]

[verdare1]

I need to see this movie…

[kamenwriter]

[monsterhospital]

Its like this but Godzilla actually does show up

[lastoneout]

Wait this is some galaxy brain shit actually, I'm gonna have to start doing this.

[zyprexazydis11]

[inklingowl]

[cosmonautroger]

[mudwerks]

comedic timing

[emmhauer]

[walkin-in-the-cosmos]

floating loafs on several degrees of squish