got the bends

[nettledtea]

nanananananananananananana patman

[exitwound]

(first date going well voice) omg i LOVE cannibalism 

[theorangepdf]

young adulthood is extremely lonely but also wildly freeing. i’ve gotten coffee at three different cafes today

[replicated-archive]

part of my masculine charm is that i'm completely insane

[mihai-florescu]

No marketing or advertising campaign will ever be more effective on me than a mutual who really likes a piece of media

[localpubliclibrary]

I’m literally so so incredibly good at being cozy and in bed covered in blankets and I recieve no recognition for it 😔

[kevingansey]

Ronan: I hate Declan and his declanisms are stupid!

Also Ronan:

[hyliantomatoes]

adam parrish is actually really good bi representation because he’s a bitch and a whore

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

there there girl. now take a sip of the diet coke. there you go. easy now

[rat-korga]

microdosing on killing myself by getting a job

[infinityonhighvevo]

yeah yeah yeah mortifying ordeal of being known and all that but sometimes a friend mentions something about you that you didn’t think was noticeable and it feels like your heart is being cradled in their hands

[emovampy]

I want short hair i want long hair i want pink hair i want a buzz cut i want a 2007 emo fringe i want purple hair i want the longest hair possible i want

[hyliantomatoes]

ronan pov in the dream thieves is literally like: i’m gansey’s right hand arm man i’m gansey’s everything i’m his confidante his best friend his silly rabbit

[pathologising]

media is evil don't look at images or read words of fiction because you'll die

[doeberman-deactivated20210530]

having crushes on men > having crushes on women bc w men i can stare at their faces for a few min and im over it but w women there are like. feelings involved. sick

[hyrude]

why should i need a period tracker. they got my order wrong at sonic and i burst into tears, i know exactly how long i have

[lochnessbian]

et tu bestie?