[stevebuscemi-ejer-mig]

Not to sound horny but someone saying “I love, I love, I love you” to me like Darcy does in Pride and Prejudice (2005: Dir. Joe Wright) would feel very nice right now.

[insomniac-arrest]

I think a lot about that Fruits Basket story where the onigiri (rice ball) thinks its plain and bad with nothing special about it

but everyone else actually admires it because of the delicious plum on its back that it can’t see

anyway, I’m going on a second date with a girl soon and couldn’t help but think “Why would she want to keep going out with me?? I’m like, so weird and a little crazy.”

but then I remembered that there is also a plum on my back that I can’t see and that people often like others for reasons we don’t recognize in ourselves. Be kind to yourself. There’s always something good about someone– however little we remember it.

[paeshi]

can’t believe it took me this long to realize that the reason ppl like me is because of my fat juicy ass

[stevebuscemi-ejer-mig]

My kink is Ben Solo smiling.

[stevebuscemi-ejer-mig]

Steve Harrington said Gay Rights

[just-shower-thoughts]

The phrase “dont objectify women” literally uses “women” as the object of the sentence.

[unclefather]

Wow, that’s crazy. Maybe you should shit your pant

[stevebuscemi-ejer-mig]

Godzilla: Hrrrrnnggh Mothra, I’m trying to sneak around Boston but I’m dummy thicc and the clap from my asscheeks keeps alerting Ghidorah.

[stevebuscemi-ejer-mig]

Late to the meme but I brought you that good, and I can’t stress this enough, shit.

[stevebuscemi-ejer-mig]

Mewtwo: The father you’ve been searching for has been with you all along.

Tim:

[stevebuscemi-ejer-mig]

Hi, the academy?

I’m calling to ask where Lucas Lynggaard Tønnesen’s oscar is.