Spaceman Stephen

Up the atompunx

[huariqueje]

Venus - Art Werger , 1998.

American, b. 1955 -

Color etching and aquatint with white ground , 36 x 24 in.

[planesawesome]

MIG-29S

[justcatposts]

Kitty earned the respect of the Mooo Gang. 

(Source)

[davidragifs]

[natalieswood-deactivated2021100]

Atomic Blonde (2017) dir. David Leitch The Love Witch (2016) dir. Anna Biller Practical Magic (1998) dir. Griffin Dunne Fight Club (1999) dir. David Fincher The Craft (1996) dir. Andrew Fleming Blade Runner (1982) dir. Ridley Scott Girl, Interrupted (1999) dir. James Mangold

[pencilbrony]

[vantwinblade]

I hate you all.

[fuzzyghost]

[impaled]

[planesawesome]

The Su-35 doing roll

[artist-lichtenstein]

Jet pilot, 1962, Roy Lichtenstein

Medium: graphite,paper

[zerostatereflex]

[calamitymammals-deactivated2020]

A sleeping octopus’ chromatophores changing colors as it dreams.

[stevphfeniey]

[thebeautifulcosmos]

[space-pics]

Mustard Green on the ISS

[lifeisverybeautiful]

Mt.Fuji and Cherry Blossom via 桜の咲く頃 FotoPus

[altonzm-deactivated20170213]

french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you

italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house

[thirdtimecharmed]

american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked

[svynakee]

chinese recipes, as handed down from mother to child: season it with a pinch of this and some of that. you want to know the exact amount? feel it in your heart. ask the stars. yell into the void. 

[orriculum]

English recipes: boil and salt it. Okay that’s it enjoy

[digitalfare]

Greek recipes: You followed all the right steps but this isn’t quite right. I don’t know what to tell you.

[jamesandlilys]

Australia recipes: chuck it on the barbie

[monsterhighalumni]

Latinx recipes: you will never make it better than your abuela, face the facts

[megatrcn]

Filipino recipes: add rice and soy sauce and some more rice MORE RICE MORE RICE MORE

[merak-zoran]

Serbian Recipes: everything is salad. Ajvar? Salad. A single whole hot pepper covered in oil? Salad. Cabbage? Salad. Kajmak? Salad.

[allmyemptyspace-deactivated2021]

Lebanese recipes: If you don’t have at least 3 family members cooking this dinner with you than you aren’t doing it right.

[demonessryu]

Indonesian recipes: have you added spices? Add some just in case. Eat with rice. It’s not a proper meal until there’s rice in it. You just had bread/burger/cake/pizza? Eat rice anyway or you’ll die of starvation

Bonus Javanese recipes: Have you added sugar? What do you mean it’s meant to be salty/sour/spicy/something else? ADD SUGAR.TO IT

[silver-millennial]

Canadian recipes: Well part of the directions are in metric but you have imperial measuring cups. I hope you like math because we’re going to find out how many gallons in a litre and how many millimetres are in a cup.

[stammsternenstaub]

Swedish recipes: Assemble all the beige items you have in your kitchen. Great. now add raw red onions, dill and salt and white pepper. if u prefer it blander, don’t do the last things. consider serving it with jam

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

Norwegian recipes: listen after three days skiing uphill you will eat anything so stop complaining.

[loonydoc13]

Indian recipes: spend two weeks digging the required spices out of your cupboards. Chop onions until you cry. Fry onions with spices until evey pore in your body is open, let the fragrance seep into your skin, become one with the curry.

[athenastudying-deactivated20220]

german recipes: this meal isn’t what you think it is. it has 164 different names in different regions. it’s either made of potatoes, served with potatoes, or it’s cake. there’s a 50% chance it’s actually austrian, but don’t tell anyone.

[ay-federico-garcia]

belarusian recipes: “cook over a slow fire until done”. how many degrees is a slow fire? when is “done”? what am i even cooking there’s no picture and the only ingredients are honey and cornflower

[enjouyer]

turkish recipes: “if you do this, there’s really -REALLY- good change that you’ll die because everything is too spicy or too sweet but here we go”

[andromxche]

romanian recipes: if you don’t already know the ingredients and directions by heart then what are we doing here

[hardcore-tea-drinker]

Malay recipes: If it’s not spicy enough, it’s not worth it. You don’t have coconut milk? It’s doomed

[flerpy-nerps]

Irish recipes: Potatoes. All potatoes. If it’s not potatoes it’s not food.

[unofficial-estonia]

Estonian recipes: if it’s not brown, doesn’t look like turd and has no blood in it, you’ve failed

[official-lithuania]

Lithuanian recipes: the main ingredient is potatoes. well, only potatoes. and eat it with half a loaf of rye bread

[stevphfeniey]

Japanese recipes: There’s gonna be at least 3 preparations of fish and 5 preparations of sea weed in this, ready here we go!

[humanoidhistory]

March 1, 1974 – Behold an arching fountain of lava at Mauna Ulu during the eruption of Kilauea, Hawaii. Photo by D.W. Peterson.

(USGS)