"You are a pipe dream."

Hi! I'm exy or bloop! 19, vamp/vampire or bam/bamboo pronouns! Or she/her if your boring ╭(°A°`)╮My main blog is @exymylove!

[stickball-jos10]

Hi I’m bloop! Or exy lol. I use vamp/vampire pronouns! (Or she/her if your boring)

my main account! @exymylove

#exy speaks ˙✧˖°🦊 ༘ ⋆｡˚ ⋆˚🐾˖°

[pois0ncandy]

first base: psychosexual obsession

second base: torture

third base: holding hands

[teatimeisat4]

pov the andriel timeline

[baja-bl4stt]

everyday i remember kandreil isn’t canon and i kill everyone in a twelve mile radius

[stickball-jos10]

kandriel where kevin is involved in the “but that doesn’t mean i wouldn’t blow you” conversation

Andrew: But that doesn’t mean i wouldn’t blow you.

Neil: ???

Kevin, who is not drunk enough for this: …I’m still here? Do i leave and give you two some space..?

Andrew: This invitation isn’t limited to one.

Kevin, who is absolutely NOT drunk enough for this: ???

is there fics like this. someone recommended me it. or write it. pls 🥹

[linskiiii]

Pipedream

[abyssaldyke]

*smirking* you couldn't waterboard that out of me, but even if torture was an effective method of information extraction and not a futile display of state-sanctioned sadism, the high percentage of false confessions it produces would mean that even if you could waterboard it out of me, could you even trust the veracity of my statement?

[abyssaldyke]

Bro what the fuck did they do to Neil Josten

[boredfangirl16]

Kevin having the strength to leave the nest ended up saving everyone’s lives.

[strawbebbynya]

all yall make jokes about couples and their nonromantic third wheel having fun together, but im the one getting treated to food tonight by the couple im nonromantically third wheeling. you wish you were me

[tswizzlesfan]

kevin day is that you

[kiwoalaa]

NOBODY is doing it like him

[midgart]

hi i have a kandreil contribution

[dandelion-and-fire]

I made an AFTG crossword puzzle :)

Enjoy 😌. Let me know if any of you actually do it. Also let me know if you want the answer sheet.

[worm-priest]

My brain just unlocked the funniest idea. Imagine getting a tsc adaptation without an aftg adaptation 😭

You’re watching a show and there’s an antagonist but then this other character appears and just orders a hit on the guy

[korakos]

>>> the perfect court the foxhole court the raven king the king's men the sunshine court the golden raven the broken cage >>> the queen's game

[newmoonage]

hot take the #1 thing im excited abt for kevins books is the exy-playing. like kevin day mr autistic only cares about exy and history better be giving the narrative performance of his life with these games because jean and his sheer apathy for the sport has been making me so sad

[pip3dream]

saying this now before kevins duology come out so people can know i was a #1 kevinday defender and i acknowledged his pain and trauma before his books come out

• i am a kevin day defender first, everyone else comes second

• he suffered so much but everyone ignores it because we dont have his pov (yet)

• the foxes may be neils family but they are not kevins (except the andreil and wymack) (maybe even aaron and nicky)

• this man is the definition of mentally unstable

• HE HAS NOT HEALEDDD!!!!! he hides behind alcohol and exy

• he is NOT over rikos death no matter how much pain and trauma riko caused him (as seen in tgr)

• he did not have it easier than jean because he was rikos brotherbestfriend

[ilovejeanmeow]

Kevin is an evil succubus and his greed knows no bounds

[instigatorjosten]

it’s a reoccurring thought of mine that nora confirmed neil wears andrew the fuck down.

like. i love it and i love even more how it’s so plausible since neil probably uses sex as cardio at least once in a while

i just know andrew gets a pavlovian reaction when neil skips his morning run and turns to him instead

same, it’s in my head rent free. yk how much it takes to actually wear someone out just from sex?? thats hours. neil is putting in work dude.

some mornings its not a run its a ride. save a horse ride an andrew and whatnot.

[too-scared-to-do-this]

The fact that I read that post from Nora and went: Oh yeah, no that makes sense because Neil without Exy will be a tiring and "annoying " mannace/murder magnet and Andrew will have to deal with that on the dayly xd Nothing even close to sexual xd

My ace ass cannot do these double meanings xd