*scuttles around*

sasha, any pronouns, adult, fan of weird freak shit :) // likes: pro wrestling (aew njpw revpro senjo eve etc), scifi, mdzs/cql (xiyao main), narnia (edsu main), baseball (blue jays), hockey (sirens) // rpf friendly // icon: hiraethe @ dreamwidth

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(directly into the mic) brawling birds vs hyperactive for the aew tag titles in 2027

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Look at these 2 🙄

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anyway i think we should hunt women through the forest and throw rocks at them

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i really want to just start posting shit like "i think we should hunt women through the forest and throw rocks at them" on here and let people infer from context that i mean it in a fetish way

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this is the sign i was looking for. thanks @dundeelemonade 😌

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i really want to just start posting shit like "i think we should hunt women through the forest and throw rocks at them" on here and let people infer from context that i mean it in a fetish way

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my I ❤️ WOMAN SUFFERING (IN A FETISH WAY, NOT A MISOGYNIST WAY) shirt is raising questions obviously answered by the shirt

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accidentally cut my hair a little bit too short last week so i may be about to have the worst summer of my life, will report back

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"This is the chain that Hangman brought to the ring being wrapped around his neck and Swerve's..."

AEW DYNAMITE ⛓ January 7th, 2026

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they are inventing new kinds of hammers and new ways to hit me with them in the room where they book the women's owen hart tournament

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Twin Peaks: The Return 3.04 // AEW Dynamite: June 3, 2026

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I have a complaint

I bought a package of crispbread and there are 17 crispbreads in it. 17. Seventeen. It's prime. How am I meant to portion out 17 crispbreads

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okay time to steel myself and face my fucking Torture Session (dynamite episode which i assume will involve mone returning and beating windsor as well as jetspeed stomping on the fragments of my already shattered heart)

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you will be shocked to hear that the cheap-ass tomato plant i got from a slightly waterlogged shelf at the grocery store seems like it may have some kind of horrible fungus

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hypothetically, if I were to visit Birmingham or thereabouts in the last week of July, how much trouble would I be in as someone who does not cope well with hot weather?

(the one in the UK to be clear sorry I live in Europe and it took me a sec to remember there are also several in the US)

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I guess even if the answer is "a lot, you will be in agony", it comes with an implicit "but you would also be in agony if you were at home, so you should go do something fun anyway"

okay new question lol who wants to hang out that week and maybe come to the RevPro Women's Grand Prix with me in Wolverhampton on July 25th

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hypothetically, if I were to visit Birmingham or thereabouts in the last week of July, how much trouble would I be in as someone who does not cope well with hot weather?

(the one in the UK to be clear sorry I live in Europe and it took me a sec to remember there are also several in the US)

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currently in desperate need of recs for mentor/mentee toxic yuri where the mentee eventually betrays and attacks her mentor. novels preferred but i'm open to other formats. technically it doesn't even need to be explicitly written as gay as long as they're both women and the way they relate to each other is really fucked up. just no happy endings please, and do not give me content warnings