I Do Stupid Things

Three gremlins in a trench coat eating shredded cheese at 3 am. He/Him.

[helloitsbees]

i found my switch

[screenshotsofdespair]

[s-h-a-s-e]

[anarkissa]

AI is not only taking our jobs, but…

[egregiousderp]

How dare AI offer to piss on the poor

[sonny-kiddo]

some notable catchphrases of 2013:

bitch I might be

do she got the booty ? she doooooooooo ! 

swiggity swag

the D

wen u mom com home and make hte spagehti

“ hello______, im dad “ 

AYYY LMAO

W R I T I N G  I N T E N S E  W O R D S  L I K E  T H I S 

 perfect _____ don’t exis-

And now, the weather

at least 2 potato

we’ve come full circle ! 

life hack :

[ __________ INTENSIFIES]

so many

such doge. much wow. very smile. 

mahogany 

*sweats nervously*

same. 

spooper hot choclety milk

#SHERLOCKLIVES

[pixelartpeach]

[bugblast]

santa deniers on science-mas eve hearing charles darwin evolving down the chimney

[sing-you-fools]

me: this is a background character who's in one scene, has two lines, and is completely irrelevant to the rest of the story. i am going to stop obsessing over what to name him and use the random name generator on behindthename.com. i am going to accept the first thing it gives me and move the fuck on.

behindthename.com:

[mrsterlingeverything]

[curioscurio]

time for cookies and milkers

[jackalopescruff]

what about average naturals huh? some real home grown staple crop type of titty. it aint all trying to blue ribbon at the fair you know

[pennzooky]

As far as I’m concerned, all titties get the blue ribbon

[jackalopescruff]

that s not how the fair works

[pennzooky]

Oh yeah? Then I’m gonna make my OWN fair! With titty ribbons, and beautiful women

[jackalopescruff]

can i come to your fair it sounds cooler

[jackalopescruff]

mine just has all these fucking lettus andf carrots

[shencomix]

you are an honorary lesbian . to me

[shencomix]

Not to me, I take away your lesbism

[witchblade]

[softypyro]

[catboybreeder]

[allthatispeculiar]

[thetruemek]

[dawn4ngel]

[bbcwhereareyou]

[punchholesinthesky]

[nintendont2502]

theyre unlocking new types of guy over on reddit apparently

[skidmark4-deactivated20251026]

i get high & start actn like joe biden

[delirious--mistakes]

[mikufanclub]

remember when teachers would tell you to fold paper hamburger or hotdog style. kind of sounds like some fake shit but just another example of burger centric american thinking

[mikufanclub]

non americans in the tags doubting if this is true. you think burger is a fucking joke to us??

[teathattast]