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objectum people please feel free to send me asks about things i am attracted to! i just think it would be fun

#objectum #conceptum #posic?#objectophilia

Sometimes ur fat bc u were born that way. Ur parents are fat, ur cousins are fat, u always have been fat.

And sometimes, you become fat. Something happened (puberty, change in diet, change in ability, anything) and someone who was once skinny is now fat. This doesnt make you a failure. It just means ur fat now. Its okay. You didnt do something wrong.

No matter how you are fat, its okay to be fat

pukicho

I'm extremely fucking relaxed. I am extremely fucking relaxed.

#me when i was at work and my coworker criticized ANYTHING i did and i had to tell myself this

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

the average runway model should be fat because the point of fashion runways is to show off the clothing, and fat people wear larger sizes, which makes it easier for the audience to see and appreciate the designs. follow me for more blindingly obvious facts of life

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

this isn't a shitpost bc I'm dead serious. though actually there shouldn't be an “average” model size there should be multiple body types to show the designer knows what they're DOING. if your "haute couture" only works on stick figures then you aren't designing fashion you are playing with dolls.

if u can't design flattering fits for multiple body types then maybe just go work for Mattel? barbie always needs new outfits

icecream4x

Come back.

i-am-a-fish

unlearn shame. then with all the new space in your brain you can learn something cool. like you can learn how to read braille. or you can learn how to make chocolate mousse. you can do anything really

thinking about when i was a kid and a little stupid and i saw screenshots of then-upcoming The Sims 1 in a magazine and i thought "Cancer" on the create-a-sim screen meant you could give your characters illnesses and i was so hyped because wow how detailed is this thing? and then it turned out to be cancer as in the zodiac sign

orteil42

thinking about when i found SimEarth in a bargain bin in 2000 and thought this screen with the bird picture on the back of the box meant you could fully adjust what every species looks like and then it turned out it's really just a static picture

orcboxer

Hi I imagined someone misreading your post and falling to their death in an empty grain silo as a result, can you change the post to be about grain silo safety?

valtsv

can't stop thinking about how silly executioner's swords look. you could flip burgers with that thang.

valtsv

look at the blade that's gonna end my life dawgggggg i'm not gonna die honourably 😭😭

mechatronophilia

that static electricity feeling is love (and so is the ringing in your ears)

wolfertinger666

learning Abt American black history should radicalize people because 80% of it is just "yeah these white people committed hate crimes and mostly got away with it while black families and communities were left in shambles and still haven't had reparations met decades later"

white Americans will teach fabricated black history but remove the other half of it because it quite literally makes them look evil with the amount of murder and displacement they have caused to black communities. they'll teach you a portion of MLK but not the BPP or Tulsa race massacre

wolfertinger666

"we'll teach you a little bit about Rosa Parks but exclude every other black civil rights leader and activist especially Malcolm x + accomplishments enslaved black people made or their rebellion against their slavers"

"don't ask us what happened to that black neighborhood in 1985"

it's very fucking important to learn about black American history in full detail because they are dead set on erasing and fabricating our trauma filled history. it is detrimental to civil rights as a whole.

ceausescue

debating if it would be funnier to have a bumper sticker saying "my other ride is a [exact make and model of the car the sticker is on]" or "my other ride is a [equally shitty but different car]"