John Boy Jubilee

Someone is going to regret this!

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[tchaikovskaya]

[immanenteschaton-moved-deactiva]

#1 sexual fantasy: pangaea with public railways

[cool-dad-deactivated20240526-de]

yeah yeah we all like getting railed

[chewbacca]

Fleabag (2016-2019)

[bob-artist]

No April Fool’s jokes this year.  Just a fool.

[bob-artist]

New year, same old fool.

[bob-artist]

fool

[bob-artist]

fool sandwich

[brandneweyescd]

sorry for being weird lately it's just that ive been weird lately

[tzikeh]

More examples of the WORST mansplaining here.

[useyourblinker]

This might be my favorite

[lotsofcatsandcheapwine]

This is mine

[stockyardsyndrome]

[stagbeetleboy]

Pegasus but built like a pterosaur

[stagbeetleboy]

Really fucked up bat

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

nah girl, that's just a regular amount fucked up bat

[gayvampyr]

stop what you’re doing and watch this

[bowlby4]

[seymour-butz-stuff]

[shitpostinguniverse]

[angstbotfic]

yes and

and 

[sic-semper-hominibus]

[rebel13lion39]

[outofcontextarthur]

[outofcontextarthur]

[outofcontextarthur]

[thesnobbyartsyblog]

[toskarin]

deepleffen's tweets have done irreparable damage to my vocabulary, but this one is engraved especially deep in my brain

[silverhawk]

can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??

a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.

[wbicepuppy]

no come back ma’am

[spoookiepie]

*under my breath* underwater girlfriend

[transmechanicus]

underwater wife

[jambambles]

Underwater love of my underwater life

[gailynovelry]

There are benefits to being a marine biologist

[990000]

[fierceawakening]

As a disabled kid who was in the same phys ed class as everyone else with predictably horrifying results, HARD SAME

[therobotmonster]

“Nobody should have to compete against people with biological advantages in the biological advantage assessment game!”

[jenroses]

effing this.

[anachronisticmayhem]

motherfucking this, exacrtly. When group activities would pause for a rest, *until I caught up* and then keep going. Hey fuckers, if I was far enough behind for *you* to get a break, what about a break for me, the fat asthmatic asshole who actually needed to sit for 5 minutes, and instead found that every single time they caught up, the group moved on, which just made it even harder to keep up. Fuckers. If you stop for a break while someone catches up? Extend that break for at *least* 5 minutes after they catch up. They're the one who most needed that break in the first fucking place, and you're the one not letting the most needy have it, often at ages where they're too young to ask for it. My mom asked why i didn't complain about that as a kid? I had no idea that me saying shit would matter, or that anyone would listen