Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobe-friendly blog

Former compulsive reader and art fanatic. Words and creativity are not exactly my forte anymore, so I skilfully stand in awe of others' talent. The fandom I'm the most active in depends on what fanfics I am currently binge-reading. (currently hyperfixating h a r d on Helluva Boss. send helpp)

[pftones3482]

Please enjoy one of my favorite PnF TikToks while I download every single one of my saves

[blitzwhore]

Gotta love how Stolitz is like... childhood friends to strangers to transactional fuckbuddies of the kinky kind to exes to *almost fucking die for each other* to roommates to "omg omg are we about to kiss rn 😳"

[caldella]

"Pretty sure we're soulmates or something but we took the wrong directions on that trip, and now we're hitting all the major landmarks in the wrong order, and also I'm pretty sure we just drove off a cliff, but we're also pulling each other out of this wreckage and crawling to our destination if we have to."

[fuzzandfeathers]

This bit of prose hit my brain so hard it created a fever dream of a road-trip metaphor so here you go! I was going to fully line and clean this, but the further I got the more I felt the sketchiness suited the vibe I was going for, so enjoy the mess!

You made it to the end so now I ramble!

I am not a comic artist. And the thing about comics is, if you aren't accustomed to the process of laying out panels in an effective way, it is extremely tough to tackle. So for anyone wondering 'why didn't you just make it a proper comic, it'd be less space!' I hear you and you're right, but my illustrator brain simply did not have the energy 😅 But overall, I loved making this! It's always so fun to have little projects to chip away at and this made me eager to sit down everyday and work on it.

my favorite Stolas:

my favorite Blitz:

my favorite thumbnail:

(and my favorite overall panel is the first one) Thanks for enjoying!

[auralovescats]

Blitzo's horns were a little bit of a pain to fit in this, but I really like how this turned out!

Click on image for better quality!

[wuawuau]

some more incorrect quotes

[kozzdraw]

old helluva comic lol

[elisenel]

Stolitz as that scene from Fleabag bc it destroys me every time 😭

[turtledotjpeg]

kurapika remembers when gon was small

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

the lion guard was so fucking funny. disney jr show that confirmed “can you feel the love tonight” was a sex scene in episode one. simba spent so long angsting over his dead dad and kion can just call him up for a pep talk whenever the fuck he wants. timon and pumbaa adopted a whole-ass second child in case you were wondering if they were still gay. lion king 2 is still canon it just happened during like the week kion was out. the episodes are written for 5yos and then like a season in the villains necromance scar to traumatize the main kid and permanently blind a main character. zira was a lion supremecist

[sneakyboymerlin]

BBC Merlin + Text Posts

[the-multiverse-theory]

queerplatonic is whatever those 3 middleaged animal men from ice age had btw. i hope you understand now

[joeyclaire]

steven is a really funny character actually. he never went to school. one of his powers is astral projection for no real reason. hes a musical prodigy. he was so traumatized by the end of the show they had to make an entire epilogue series about it. he spent seven years looking like a 3rd grader. he was even bisexual

[joeyclaire]

he went to the center of the earth. he saved the world in flip flops. he broke his bones every day and didnt even notice. he killed someone

[pawpels]

he didn’t have a bellybutton. he actively chose to eat super crispy bits of potato that got left in the deep fryer. he lived in a house but his dad lived in a car within walking distance of his house. he could revive people from the dead. all of his clothes were concert merchandise. he had an outdoor washing machine. he was put on trial for murder. he broke both federal and state child labor laws

[imhereformysciencefriends]

The murder he was on trial for was different than the murder he committed

[hedronalignment]

The murder he went on trial for was a murder his mom committed. The victim of the murder was also his mom.

[joeyclaire]

he plead guilty

[thelvadams]

This song is ending, but the story never ends.

[satecikinn]

AoT ep. 76 behind the scenes snapchats

I’m sorry for the repost, I do not know how to tumblr

[visit-ba-sing-se]

Spotify wrapped is so funny. Like here is the soundtrack to all your emotional breakdowns from last year in a funky font, now would like to share it on social media?

[lynvaren]

yorknew city, september 1st!!

[stillblamingthenargles]

Having the sudden urge to track down my very first childhood bff .. We were 4 and we made a vow to both become cashiers at the same sueprmarket. sorry I failed you girlfriend, where are you now I kinda miss you

[lesovyart]

hello I got into hxh in the year of 2021 this is my first contribution