F U C K

Yea ok.

[violetsorengail]

Xaden is a simple man. He sees something he likes — pale skin, brunette, hazel eyes — he gets it in multiple sizes: XL (Garrick), Small (Violet). A walker for when he's awake and a dreamwalker for when he's asleep.

[stillcantdance]

Onyx Storm spoiler/theory

the compass and Violet’s second signet

Thinking about the compass that Violet got from Zihnal. What if the compass isn’t the guide to Xaden or his soul, but the guide for her second signet.

Sort of like the conduit is for her Lightning Weilding: providing focus and direction, the compass acts as a conduit for her dream walking: providing focus and direction within dreams, like a navigation tool for her consciousness.

[stillcantdance]

Take me to church by Hozier is about Xaden and Violet during chapter 49 of onyx storm.

You cannot change my mind.

[stillcantdance]

Ok so here’s a theory that has been bugging me since I read Iron Flame, and I haven’t heard anyone else bring it up:

The wards were raised by the first six, who we assume each were bonded to each type of dragon( black, blue, red, orange, green, brown). BUT, from the end of Iron Flame we know that it’s actually the dragon fire of the six and the one(seven), and that a dragon from the seventh den, an ancestor of Andarna, was used to raise the wards.

SO, WHO WAS THE SEVENTH RIDER?

Was there even a seventh rider? Did the seventh den dragon just agree to help raise the wards whilst being riderless? The first six erased and hid the evidence of the seventh den after the first wards were raised, did they erase the evidence of the seventh rider as well?

And if so, why?

[robertmitchum]

BILL NYE can’t stress the importance of Climate Change enough

[malewifenat]

What does the arab in your carrd mean? Is it like afab and amab?

.. i’m palestinian

[captainlordauditor]

same energy

[princesskuragina]

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

[definitely-not-lordenglish]

[catradoraism]

[star-cats]

[justpeachit]

[paddysnuffles]

I once had someone go “Brazil? That’s in Africa, right?” and I, a Brazilian, had to go “No, it’s in South America.”

Never in a million years did I expect them to respond with “South America? Where’s that?”

And yet, there we were.

[official-lucifers-child]

ppl with arabic names: *exist*

some fucking dumbass: ThAt Is A pRoBlEmAtIc ShIp

[everythingfox]

Look at this fluffy cow

[beesmygod]

“chuffed doesnt mean what you think it means”

it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing

[mysterysnake-deactivated2013122]

what the hell

[ashwilliamsrighthand]

This makes me really chuffed

[pameladoove-deactivated20180821]

This post is quite egregious

[cornflakepizza]

Well I’m nonplussed by this whole post.

[fixyourwritinghabits]

goddamnit.

[leatherpatches-deactivated20150]

[conservative-libertarian-deacti]

[mattsunsthighs]

all of you go to hell

[divagonzo]

And you wonder why i am boggled at times

[inactive1346597623595641352]

These are called contronyms! A word that is its own opposite.

[rubes-dragon-deactivated2024030]

Why the fuck do these exist

[operativesurprise]

One theory is that the sarcastic use of the word became exceedingly prevalent and because another dictionary definition. 

[sufferingsappho-deactivated2017]

Are you telling me that we were such sarcastic shits it literally changed our language.

[nigenaide]

speaking as a linguist: yes. that is exactly what happened. isn’t it beautiful.

[anxietyproblem]

[rockelope]

[thequantumqueer]

[meinaiis]

[aahsoka]

I’m starting to believe that no one actually ever read these books

[nerdybunnybean-deactivated20211]

I can’t wait to die in a coal mining accident.

[thoughts-in-shower]

Anxiety is like experiencing failure in advance.

[ollielephant]

[cumonthevoid]

none pizza with left beef

[the-chocolate-chip-pancake-blog]

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

[babymarkers]

ive missed you

[montparnah-deactivated]

#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)

[ineffable-raccoon]

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

[tonyswirl]

3th time i’ve reblogged this

[microdeers-moved-blog]

3th

[victoriaringsinyourears]

tumblr people love this. reddit people love this. 4chan scum loves this. there is just something intrinsically hilarious about none pizza with left beef. bless 

[pixie-mage]

I hope this never dies. I hope None Pizza with Left Beef will go down in Internet history alongside such legends as the Rickroll and He-Man’s rendition of “What’s Going On”.

[rockinoutforthdead-deactivated2]

i just laughed for a minute straight 

why

[gaysatanicclown]

Always reblog none pizza with left beef

[gingerbreaddrarry]

I shouted out loud “none pizza with left beef” because I was so overjoyed to see it again so unexpectedly

[pettycentral]

[mouseremote147863456]

WHO KEEPS ON MAKING THESE!?

[snajey-deactivated20221229]

[bendyworksatstarbucks]

*sips tea* Let this spread all over Tumblr.

[trashbunnysblog]

And let’s keep spreading!

[sunsetwaffle345]

please remember that no one is perfect and that people make mistakes!

[crispytubes]

Y’all need to fucking know this.

[freckled-words]

This is honestly very important. Even if someone tells me someone stole something of mine, I research and double check. Only then do I spread the word, because its likely that individual has no issues stealing from even more people.

[itsnotvinebutitsfine]

| That’s…. not how that works

[leupagus]

This woman deserves an oscar

[it-is-a-mystery]

same energy

[greia]

Transcript:

Person in scrubs: This was a conversation I had while working at a retail pharmacy.

Person in scrubs: Hi ma’am, how can I help you today?

Customer: [rude, sounding bored] I need to refill my birth control.

Scrubs: Sure, let me check on that. Hm, it looks like you’re a little early. Did the doctor change the way you’re taking it?

Customer: [snidely] No, he told me exactly how to take it and that’s exactly how I’m taking it.

Scrubs: Okay, why don’t you tell me how you’re taking it, and I’ll make sure we wrote the correct directions the first time.

Customer: [rudely] I take one every morning at 8 AM, and so does my boyfriend.

Scrubs: [long pause, blinking] What?

[luthorchickv2]

I am shrieking with laughter but only because if I don’t laugh I will burst into tears.