What Do I Put Here?

Every second I spend on this wretched app I could’ve been catching the worms trying to kill me

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I can’t believe dropouts turning my sons into cops.

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Looking for a ball

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Wanna add your fursona into a new world isekai style? Come join the project!!

(This is not a furry thing, furries welcomed tho)

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Do you want to help create a communal world? Come join in before the fundamentals are made!

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WANNA MAKE BUGS IN A CUSTOM FANTASY WORLD?? Come join!!!

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IN NEED OF MAP MAKERS CURRENTLY!!! ALSO FOR PEOPLE WHO MAKE CUSTOM CREATURES!!! WE’rE MAKING A CUSTOM FANTASY WORLD!!!! Other people are wanted too. We’re trying to add as many ideas as people come up with

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HEY! You! Yes you!

Do you have scrapes of a fantasy world you never finished? Well done I have the solution for you!!

We’re looking for map makers, creature creators, bug enthusiasts, historians, and everything in between to help build the world of column!! (Name is a placeholder)

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Maybe I'm just imagining it but I feel like when you have female characters in fiction who are tomboyish or masculine they often have some sad backstory or whatever like "ohh I wanted to be pretty like my sister but she was always prettier so I gave up and started doing sports instead😞" or like they secretly want to be more feminine but are scared to and that's so stupid right like that's dumb as hell. I am not imagining that this is a trope that exists right. Can girls not just be masculine because they are masculine why does it have to be a tragedy also if we're being realistic I feel like the opposite is a far more common thing irl. Feminine girl wants to be more masc but feels she'll be judged so she doesn't do it. Where are those female characters??? Where is closeted masc girl rep in media?????? Punches a wall

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They’re all there, they’re just really good at hiding it

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Once upon a time review

Forgot to do this a while ago, but it’s good.

I liked the setting being techno fantasy, and the ship fucker bit.

This is a more personal nitpick here, but I wish they had characterized the main cast more to connect them with their namesake, but they didnt need to.

The most memorable part for me was our boy jack. I got really hyped with the song and instantly brought to reality. That poor boy. Still a hype song and I’ve found myself dinging it a few times.

High 6/10

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Trans men will never be women, sorry feminazis

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Are you always late? Do you hate the feeling of judgmental stares as you awkwardly enter the room mid conversation? You should! Do better.

Sponsored by Proverb 15:23

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Are you always late? Do you hate the feeling of judgmental stares as you awkwardly enter the room mid conversation? You should! Do better.

Brought to you by Proverb 15:23

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sponsored by Babylon’s suspiciously long ladders. the question isn’t how long, the question is what for?

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Entry 3: limb motions

My manifestation theory was unsuccessful.

perhaps the key to magic is in the form of their limbs when they do they’re thing.

In order to figure it out I’ll have to commission a telescope to see them up close, but for now I will watch them intently. The noits have taken to their new inclosure very well. They’re bouncing around on their spongy rotund bogies. Eating all the grubs and pugs they could ever want.

I hired a merchant to get the tree. He should be back in a month or so. Depends on his routes and troll migration.

I had thought about trying something with the trolls in future tests, but Sheil shut that down quick. Said it’s far too dangerous. Maybe she’s right, but they’re magicalness is undeniable. Still, she has a point. I’m not very althetic, and it takes a skilled expert to tell when one of them is swimming up from the ground. One clap from their disproportionally large hands with you in the middle and it’s over, so unless an adventurer with the ability comes along I’m on my own.

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Sylvia is one of the only characters that hasn’t been proven to be reconditioned. Literally everyone else is in the reconditioning montage during Sleep (Gerard, Ray, Mikey, Frank, DS, the other Clerk, the Dictator, the “Secretary” woman, etc.)

Which has me believing she’s really the one in charge.

Y’all ever wonder where her other eye is?

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I fail to recall sylvia. And since when did once upon a time have a giant eye?

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Entry 1: the basics

Our modern day has been a time of great ignorance. We see creatures big and small all around us that have feats that we only can reason other than “that’s just what they do.” This is no explanation, so I suppose I will have to be the one to do it.

My name Is Gilliby Soot. My father was willibye soot. He was a skilled carpenter. Twice the carpenter I am. It was him who taught me the value of knowing, and I intend to do him justice.

I don’t have a whole lot at my disposal, but I believe there is enough common things that can help me to discover the true nature of it all.

Noits: cute little bugs that can sprout saplings from the ground and create mini mountains to climb, which they love to do. They can be found climbing up trees, buildings, if it points to Yúzim then you can find a noit climbing it (which could be and is. Argued by me that it’s a sign of holiness, but Sheil has sternly told me not to compare the two). They are the most magical critter that is accessible to me without risking my, or my loved ones lives.

Rul trees: a special plant that’s said to amplify magical occurrences. I don’t have any in my hands at this moment, but I’ll hire an adventurer to retrieve a seed of one.

Tihl stone: said to cut through one’s very existence, completely slicing through armor like butter. Gnomes that have touched some before have said that it feels like it’s surface through their skin. This will be the hardest of the three to get. The king’s knights collect any the gnomes collect. I have a few family friends in the business that I could ask if they could help me out, but from the sound of it it’s a very locked down process. So while in theory it’s accessible I would prefer to not have to resort to any desperate measure.

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Entry 2: manifestion, theory

I started my hypothesis while observing the noits sprout plant saplings from the ground. I believe this may be a major clue for where magic is derived from. Perhaps magic stems from belief. If I were to test this hypothesis I’d need to find someone who can easily believe things. I’d use my son, but I doubt the love of my life, ruler of my kingdom, Sheil would approve. I’ll see if I can bake my neighbors some gulpat and have a visit with them.

I have also set up the ground works for my terrarium. I assured Sheil that it’s for my work.

My plans for the interior of their enclosure will be to give them a nice climbable raised center.