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[killy-deactivated20241228]

[evilwizard]

[stinkyskier-blog]

Writing advice be like "thoroughly research the topic you're writing about" like yeah I asked tumblr AND reddit is that not research

[ad-wills]

[feetdavidson]

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

[feetdavidson]

this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther

me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you’re so fucking stupid

[servalias]

oh my god the original out in the wild

[stinkyskier-blog]

The Keechiekawa - The Keechikawa (on Wattpad) https://www.wattpad.com/1391075008-the-keechiekawa-the-keechikawa?utm_source=web&utm_medium=tumblr&utm_content=share_reading&wp_uname=dirtypelican&wp_originator=Kj1BuKbNdshI1xFzGUQZ1KqiMsdTri5hM%2BsCWLPQhYZQAmwO7nZJk5IhA4%2BSffd5sKBTWC7dYC8h3usMpLp745scHce18Mmv7CC4tWRh3b07Q8Z16sN9YCRueNDLgO0E 

For years the maple syruping business in the small village of Buckwood has been dominated by the enigmatic Peter Cunningham. No one can understand how he's able to produce more syrup than all the other sugar bushes combined, but whispers of a strange creature known only as the Keechiekawa begin to spread as the shadows lengthen one cold March night.

[natalieironside]

If u want to write a story about a character that's just you but hotter with a dark twisted backstory and magical powers and a pet falcon or something, I think u should just go ahead and do that. Who's gonna stop you? The government?? Fuck the police.

[charlon-lumi]

What if someone barges in, points at said character and scream, “Mary Sue!”

[natalieironside]

Tell them to come back with a warrant

[charlon-lumi]

This post came across my dash again and now I am having an absolute blast with self insert hotter me that gets the girls and guys everywhere.

[natalieironside]

This is the Way

[natalieironside]

#everyday i remember i can write whateveer i want#and then get too embarrassed to do it😕#one day.. 

[jld-az]

[v8roadworrier]

need a permission slip? have a permission slip

[stinkyskier-blog]

I’m gonna write a story about a guy with no student loan debt, that shit is gonna be off the walls

[stinkyskier-blog]

Flower Crowns - Flower Crowns

Read story Flower Crowns by dirtypelican (Gabriel Reed) with 2 reads. summeradventure, literaryfiction, lovestory. Ther...

New short story just dropped and it’s GAY (but like, subtle gay cause I’m scared of writing romance haha. If it does well I might keep going with these character tho sooooo check that ish out)

[stinkyskier-blog]

Hey gang I’m back on Tumblr after an 8-year hiatus (I forgot I had an account lol). Check out my latest short story, it’s a corporate horror tale about--well I’ll let you find that out for yourself. I think it’s pretty good but feel free to drop a comment if you hate it, any engagement is good engagement. 

https://www.wattpad.com/dirtypelican?utm_source=web&utm_medium=tumblr&utm_content=share_profile 

[stinkyskier-blog]

If someone who believed in rebirth marketed their permanent markers as being "as permanent as death," is it considered a scam when they wash off?

[stinkyskier-blog]

there should really be a video game based on the flash. They take like 4 episodes off to deal with some stupid side quest and then they’re all like, “oh that’s right, there’s a super powered serial killer trying to take over the world, we should probably get on that.”

[stinkyskier-blog]

Everyone’s talking about wonder woman being the best female role model in a movie, but we had a perfectly good one back in 2000

[opossummypossum]

[personalgremlin]

she’s decadent 

[berniesanderssaggyleftnut-deact]

i hope that one day this is all thats left on the internet

[guwanze-deactivated20160222]

[lazuli43]

[darcystarlizzie]

“And then we could just spray love everywhere. Love all over the universe!”

[cartel]

walking into the wrong class

[realdetective]