Your Local Queer Cryptid

Art account: @CryptidTiger | Cryptid | they/he | 26 | Personal blog where I can shitpost in peace | icon by softcryptid on Twitter | sorry for all the times I accidentally reblog on my art account instead of here

[tobidei]

lineart can eat my ass, paintover team forever

[devious-buffoon]

Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

[statsbot]

9th Level Conjuration - "The Ten Hells".

8th Level Transmutation - "Power Word: Scrunch"

[hazel-drawthorne]

Secret Satan!!!

I'm very glad I chose to participate, this was so much fun! Happy Secret Satan, CryptidTiger! I had a lot of fun drawing your characters!

[fluffysheeps]

Festive bulb 🎄

[les8ean]

a commission for my good friend Xander @cryptidtiger of his DnD character Rhe’ngar, with a snubbull! thank you for commissioning me and also understanding that i am terrible at drawing hands gjkfghdkfjghkjdf <3 tumblr ruined the quality, sorry reblogs > likes <3

[les8ean]

my submission for the CR:OB costume contest, both together in one post! i just submitted them, can’t wait for the voting to start! I’ve called it Matcha Cookie’s Swamp Lich I love Matcha Cookie and the fact that she doesn’t have any costumes is absolutely unacceptable, and I’ve taken it upon myself to fix that problem.

edit: forgot to add the sprites these are based on

Reblogs > Likes <3

[amvs]

[sir-lancethot]

Istg

[stegulus-archive]

:o :0 and :O all have very different meanings in my head but i cant articulate them

[invenblocker]

Turns out that when it comes to photo posts, tumblr allows larger files than they do when inserted in text.

[vampire-punk-deactivated2017051]

god I love that eating the poison fruit oblivion video 

[vampire-punk-deactivated2017051]

i need to know if there are 100 other takes or if this guy is incredibly perfect at imitating grunting noises 

[cossackia]

There’s more!

[metalgirlysolid]

HE MADE A NEW ONE!!!!

[metalgirlysolid]

ANOTHER ONE!

[firstborn-of-akatosh-deactivate]

This one absolutely brings the whole series together

[the-lunar-lorkhan]

@townsenta

[cryptidcaper]

@renmorris

[nl]

[thebootydiaries]

[glockpaperscissors]

Fav tweet I saw yesterday

[nyctosaurid]

are those two dudes from supernatural ok? it’s been like 14 years. there’s high schoolers younger than their contract. i don’t think i’ve ever seen them in any other shows. are they allowed to leave? do they feed them?

[goldrusher-deactivated20210124]

when supernatural began airing:

tumblr wouldnt exist for another two years

bush was still president

lost hadn’t aired its second season yet

youtube wasnt even a year old

the #1 song was kanye west - gold digger

ariana grande was 12

taylor swift wasn’t famous yet

paris hilton was at the height of her fame, kim k was not famous yet

[arguablysomaya]

jesus christ

[dudepositivity]

If you have depression and find yourself taking naps often due to chronic fatigue I just wanna remind you that you aren’t wasting time. You aren’t running out of time. You need rest, you need to catch up on the energy that you spend fighting your depression. It’s all gonna be okay. Life is long, you’re not wasting it by sleeping a little more often.

[foodserviceconfessions]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[somethinginthestatic]

you know what? women shouldn’t be expected to shave anywhere and that’s the tea

[the-bright-path-deactivated2021]

This includes trans women