grade A USDA slime

27 - Have a goo day Taken

[stirfriedslime]

Here’s my pinned. Nothing to know about me. Have a lil sumthin-sumthin while you scroll 🍹

[daily-deliciousness]

Miso chicken 鶏肉の甘辛味噌焼き

[ugly-ravioli]

YOUR BODY IS BEAUTIFUL IF:

you have a body

that’s it

you’re beautiful

you win

congratulations

[my-dailydreams]

[honeyrococo]

[segamascott]

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

[d7ux]

[chilewithcarnage]

[sweetoothgirl]

Tiramisu Brownies

[neckfat]

[jadipose]

[catchymemes]

[nialfr-deactivated20230914]

i’m collecting these

[excitementshewrote]

My favorite Milhouse Gif

[woodmeat]

Y'all self conches about titty veins? Lol

[dapperalbinobudgie]

We’re self conscious about everything

[woodmeat]

I’ll suck a blood clot out that MF like I’m Los Feratu

[grenadineghost]

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

[barstoolblues]

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

[uss-emberprise]