Words to Remember

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Don't you know the Dewey Decimal System?

Conan the Librarian, "UHF"

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Herb: “Dawn is nigh. Zorp the Surveyor approaches, and all earthly debts will be repaid to the original source of life in the universe. Last call for donuts.”

(via parksandrecandfoodandstuff)

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She is alive, or was an hour ago. If she is otherwise when I find her I shall be very put out.

Prince Humperdinck, "The Princess Bride"

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When you hear a true story, there is a part of you that responds to it regardless of art, regardless of evidence. Let it be clumsily told and you will still love the tale, if you love truth. Let it be the most obvious fabrication and you will still believe whatever truth is in it, because you cannot deny truth no matter how shabbily it is dressed.

Orson Scott Card, “Xenocide”

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Ron and Diane, sittin’ in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I. Do you hear that bird?

Andy Dwyer, “Parks and Recreation”

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"True friendship and adventure are what we can't live without, And when you're a professional pirate That's what the job's about."

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This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!

Captain Jack Sparrow, “The Curse of the Black Pearl”

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I don't think much of our profession, but, contrasted with respectability, it is comparatively honest. No, Frederic, I shall live and die a Pirate King.

The Pirate King, “The Pirates of Penzance”

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I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.

Captain Jack Sparrow, “The Curse of the Black Pearl”

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Don't worry about me. I'm pretty, but tough like a diamond. Or beef jerky in a ball gown.

Titus Andromedon, “Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt”

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Miss Tick knew too that you can find out a lot about somebody from what's in their pockets, and sometimes a lot about them from what they don't have.

Terry Pratchett, “The Shepherd’s Crown”

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Us witches don't mourn for very long. We are satisfied with happy memories--they're there to be cherished.

Nanny Ogg, “The Shepherd’s Crown”

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Madams and...mis...wahs? If you would do me the obligation of having your honor, heretofore, in the room doth right over there, uh, hence.

Andy Dwyer, “Parks and Recreation”

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All right! We did not die today. I call that an unqualified success.

Fear, “Inside Out”

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Take her to the moon for me, okay?

Bing Bong, “Inside Out”

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Don't obsess over the weight of life's problems! Remember the funny movie where the dog dies?

Joy, “Inside Out”

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Thomas opened his eyes, amazed he’d survived another nap without dying.

James Dashner, “The Scorch Trials”