Oh, no, not a chance in Hell

Yeah, I've heard you sing But it aint too well Heartfelt, yeah you meant so well Still your song's no good 'round here

[stolenvcard]

About

✦ Vendetta/Vee/Beckett ✦ 24 ✦ They/It ✦ furry (thylacine/virginia possum) ; demon

✦ this area is 18+. i will block anyone without a listed age, who's underaged, or who gives me bad vibes ✦ while not everything i post will be everyone's cup of tea, i will never post anything with underaged characters. pedophiles and their sympathizers will not be tolerated. ✦ please keep drama off my blog. if you don't like the things i post or reblogged keep it to yourself, block, and move on. send hate to me, i don't care, but leave the other users i rb from alone. ✦ this is a trans inclusive space and will have pre-op, no-op, post-op trans characters, and characters lf many genders and with many pronouns. please keep things respectful. any terf shit, transphobia, and discourse will get you blockt

[fernwah-funzone]

wait you understand that kinks are ok because they're fantasies that make you happy right? you all get that you don't need to have trauma for your kinks to be okay? right? like none of you think i witnessed a tragic accident on the pool toy assembly line right?

[fernwah-funzone]

like "some people work through their personal issues with kink" was a good first step for some of the class that were struggling but i think now we're ready for "things that don't hurt anyone and make people happy are okay even if you personally think it's icky"

[curlicuecal]

[misunderstandings-georg]

BECAUSE ROUGE THE BAT DRAWN AS WIDE AS SHE IS TALL WITH TITS TO MATCH KILLED MY GRANDMA, OKAY?

[andreweatspussy111]

[grenadineghost]

[stolenvcard]

AAAAAAHH IM TIRED OF BEING SINGLE BUT TOO CHICKENSHIT TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT. please. please i just need mindblowing sex i promise ill be better

[stolenvcard]

i need to get laid. preferably by a beautiful butch woman. that would fix me, i think. i need a butch girlfriend ASAP

[stolenvcard]

man i wish i was like. coventionally attractive so i could sell nudes or shit online and make money that way vs working a dead end job 🤡

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

I've never actually jacked off before I just said all that stuff for internet clout

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

jacking off to pictures of dr. pepper

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

ok well i'm gonna go jerk off now *starts getting lowered by chain pulley into an ominous glowing red pit*

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

getting cum stains on the floor of the cellar cause I only jerk it in the depths of the cellar

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

if everyone jacked off and came at the same time what would happen to the planet

[wintercorrybriea]

chloe brailsford

[relmartist]

‘A Dream only I have lived in’ pencils/acrylic on paper. Prints available link in bio 🌊

[pickypicnic]

[wereralph]

me when my mutuals post hole

[circusheart]

Hooked up with a British guy once and he said "awh that's propah" while I ate his ass

[matter-for-mass]

[youcanstillwhistle]

[northirish]

trench warfare themed blowjob king?

What in the ever loving fuck is a trench warfare themed blowjob?

[northirish]

God please not this fucking post