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The Stonebroke Gourmet turned 1 today!
Ben Garland's From Scratch Green Bean Casserole
I've been hankering for it and well, I sort of hate canned mushroom soup. I'll make the Campbell's Soup and French's Onions green bean casserole for the roomie, but it was this recipe that made me realize how much better it is from scratch. Except that Accidental Hedonist purged their archives and I had to dig like a mole to find this recipe via The Way Back Machine. Now, I know that scratch foods aren't always cheap and this calls for portabellas, but you can use regular old white button or cremini mushrooms. They cost the same at Safeway. It also requires cream. But everything else, you probably have on hand or it's generally inexpensive. If you like this dish and you want to make it healthier, this is how I recommend doing it. He even supplies a recipe for the french fried onions.
Ham, Green Beans & Potato Hot Dish
You'll need 2lbs of chopped white potatoes (peeled or unpeeled, your choice), a 1 or 2lbs of chopped green beans. These can be canned, fresh (snapped and stringed) or frozen. Chop 2 cups of ham. Or some sort of ham/pork chunk. This would be good with a couple big smoked pork neck bones. Tonight I added the meaty bone from my Christmas ham. Add a big chopped up onion. Or don't. That's your call. Add some garlic if you want. I love garlic in dishes like this, but I know Nana didn't use it. Dump all your stuff in a big dutch oven or a large stew pot, sprinkle it with a bunch of black pepper (to taste) and cover with water with about an inch or two more of water on top. Bring to a boil and then bring it down to a simmer for 15 or so minutes or until the taters are tender. I personally like the potatoes really sloppy. Serve in bowls. This is really drippy, but very filling and cheap. Serve with bread. Cornbread is popular, but biscuits are my favorites.
Adapted from a recipe on Food.com and from my childhood memories
Eggplant Ratatouille Chili
This is a cross between two well loved meals, Ratatouille and Tex-Mex Chili. It sounds fancy, and it kind of is, but it's easy to make. I don't know how cheap it is, because eggplants aren't usually at the low end price range. It does depend on if they grow where you live. But they are filling and tasty and a great meat replacer. The beauty of this recipe is most everything is canned. It's a very Sandra Lee recipe without being Sandra Lee. Feel free to make substitutions. Today I used a red onion and a big can of petite crushed tomatoes. I also added a chopped and gutted jalapeno pepper. Chili is easy to tweak.
Banana Whip
I had toyed posting holiday themed recipes, but the thing is, I don't want to think about the holidays. What I want to think about is banana whip. It's the cheapest and easiest dessert-y thing you can make, ever.
Thanksgiving Dinner
I love Thanksgiving. It's my favorite holiday. I think it should be an international holiday. How can you fault a holiday that tells you should be thankful for everything? Of course, it was started under some shady pretenses, and they shouldn't be overlooked.
My Thanksgiving dinner is usually preset. This year I'm not doing much different. This year though, in addition to the Turkey, cranberries, praline yams, mashed potatoes, gravy and the ubiquitous green bean casserole I am making a jello salad and maybe pistachio delight. I'm not sure about the last because funds are tight and I'm not sure I can afford the pudding mix and the pineapple. I will also make a couple pies. Pumpkin and blueberry. Life will go on if I don't have everything. We have everything we need.
Cheesy Pasta Primavera
Primavera is not an authentic Italian dish. It's Italian-American as it was, according to wikipedia put together in NYC at La Cirque. Regardless of it's origin, it's a good dish. This is my low cost version. It serves 2.
Beef Neck Bones in Spaghetti Sauce
There's probably some pretty name for this in Italian, but I don't know what it is. I once again, went to the food bank, because times are lean and I knew we were getting our EBT cut this month. I always ask for the weird stuff because I'm adventurous. And last month they had Beef and Pork neck bones in the weird stuff in the back room. Usually it's nasty like chicken and pigs feet. Gah. No thanks. But I will take livers and oxtail and usually whatever else they have available. They'll give it to me on top of the other meat allotment. Score!
Bread Soup aka Panade
The lovely thing about our local food banks is that we get all sorts of expensive-ish vegetables, bread and condiments I normally wouldn't think to buy and experiment with. On my last visit I came into a nice bunch of Swiss chard and curly kale. And of course there was bread and mushrooms and onion. And since my former beloved gave me the bulk of his booze shelf when he went to Japan, I have a giant bottle of brandy. I didn't have wine, so I replaced it with brandy. All I want to say is make this Panade Recipe if you have all this stuff. It's filling and inexpensive and worth buying the kale or chard for. I used the kale and froze the chard. I also used canned mushrooms. It is more like a stew than a soup because you bake it.
Lemon Curd
Lemon curd is fancy in the US. It's delicious on toast and yogurt or mixed in with ice cream. You likely won't find a small jar of it for less than 4 dollars! This price is outrageous when you learn how easy it is to make. This recipe shows that you can have fancy and tasty foods on a budget. And it's definitely better tasting than the premade stuff. You could also put this in cute jars and give it away for holiday gifts.
Shepherd's Pie
Nothing makes me happier than a well made Shepherd's pie. This mainstay of British cooking is basic and filling and gives me a sense of having done something difficult without it having been difficult at all. The only thing is, every single recipe is going to be different depending on what you have on hand. And that's how it should be. You can't really screw this recipe up unless you whip your potatoes too much. I am a person who wants a slightly lumpy mashed potato for this because of mouth feel.
Brokeass-aspic
Aspics are a Gelatin Salad that are generally popular with old Southern ladies. But you might have some tomato juice or V-8 and you are stuck with what to do with it. Make Aspic! Because you can't afford vodka or tequila.
Now there's a fancy involved way to make Aspic and the cheap and easy way. Mine is the cheap and easy way because we don't have the money or energy for the fancy involved way.
Eggs in Hell
This is a wicked sounding name for a delicious and quick supper.
Grab your medium skillet and dump in a 10 1/2 oz can of condensed tomato soup and a 1/2 cup of water. Add 1/2 tsp dried basil and 1/4 tsp of sugar. Just boil this mixture and reduce your heat to just under boiling.
Carefully slide in 4 eggs into the soup from a saucer one at a time.
Simmer this for 4-5 minutes until the eggs firm up. Serve in bowls on toast rounds and then sprinkle the entire mess with a bit of parsley and basil.
I've been known to add powdered garlic, crushed red peppers, and Italian seasoning to this for added flavor. Don't be shy. Do things you like with what you have.
from the joy of cooking
Stonebroke Stroganoff
Brown 1 pound of ground something or crumbled extra firm tofu (drain only if it's beef or pork)
Add a small can of sliced mushrooms
and a small chopped onion
and some garlic powder - use a couple tablespoons
then some paprika - couple shakes
a pinch of dried parsley or Italian seasoning
Let it cook a little bit and then add a couple small beef or vegetable bouillon cube to the liquid. If you are using ground beef or pork then make the bouillon into a cup of broth. Throw it in there and mix it up. Let it cook down
Then add a couple small containers of Greek yogurt or a small container of sour cream. Stir it up. Cook it down some more but watch that it doesn't curdle. If it does and you have more, add a little more yogurt.
You can use fresh herbs and spices if you have them. If you use fresh mushrooms, I'd suggest cooking them with the onion and spices separately and then adding them to the meat. If you have some tomato sauce or well drained tomato puree, you can add a smidgeon of it for color. But I wouldn't worry about it.
Dump this on noodles or rice. I'm using ramen tonight because I don't have egg noodles. Don't use the season packet if you use ramen. Save those packets though, because you can use them if you need broth in a pinch. Which gives me the realization that if you have beef or pork ramen you could use those packets in place of bouillon cubes.
You want this to taste like beef Stroganoff. So whatever you can do to make it taste like that, then go for it.
Fisherman's Eggs
I found this recipe on Chow.com
Heat the oven to 500°F and preheat an ovenproof serving dish for five minutes. Place a can of sardines, a small sliced shallot, a few sprigs of chopped parsley, and two cloves of finely chopped garlic in the warm dish. Add some black pepper and put the dish back in the oven for six minutes. Remove the dish from the oven, break four eggs into a bowl, and pour them gently on top of the sardine mixture. Season with salt and pepper and put the dish back in the oven for seven minutes, until the egg whites are cooked but still jiggly. Remove the dish and let it sit for five minutes (the eggs keep on cooking even out of the oven). Serve with toast and hot sauce.
I have done a little experimenting and devised something even more yummy. If you use a big can of Ecuadorian sardines with spicy tomato sauce, you will have a beefed up version of Eggs in Hell. Don't use all the tomato sauce, just enough to cover the sardines. Be certain to clean out the bones on these sardines. They are huge and their bones are not easy to eat like the smaller sardines. Then follow the directions the same way. It's so tasty. Fills the stomach. Serve it with the toast and maybe a green salad and you have a very healthy dinner for one or two.
One Pot Pasta with Sauce
I don't usually pay much attention to the recipes that come across my feed on facebook*, but when One Pot Spaghetti scrolled past, I said, wait a second hold the phone and back the truck up. This recipe was healthy and filling and cheap! And last night I made it and it was really quite good. The way the liquid mixed with the pasta was truly food science in action.
I wanted to credit the person was who wrote this, but there was a lot of copypasta on the googles. It could be that it's an ancient recipe that just came back into vogue. Who knows. But it's good and here's my take on it and how you could cut corners if you aren't able to go fresh like I did.
My Second Biggest Problem
Is that I like to eat. I like to eat healthy. I like to eat well. I enjoy cooking. I enjoy using unusual ingredients.
My first biggest problem is that I'm one of the working impoverished. I am receiving SNAP benefits and Unemployment. I need to find work soon. Not just because I need the money, but the inactivity is making me more depressed.
But I do keep cooking and looking for innovative recipes while being on a budget. Not everyone has time for that. Since I currently have loads of time, I do cook and research recipes. It keeps me from getting too depressed.
I'm going to keep this blog to remind myself it'll get better. Maybe I'll show pictures or share recipes. I just need to keep myself busy. Keep writing and feeling useful.