the Trippiest Hippie

Writer and book worm. Introvert. Taurus. pretty broke too

[iglovequotes]

http://iglovequotes.net/

[kotortwo]

*clicks page 2 of google search results* the deep web

[listen2futurefunk-deactivated20]

whoa if u type ur password on tumblr it will block it out 

************

[woodmeat]

creampieguy99

[woodmeat]

so yall were gonna let me play myself like that

[radical-meme-queen]

[shitpostempire]

[butch-king-frankenstein]

my wife is constantly mocking me for how lightly done I like my toast. “your hot bread is done,” she says to me. disgusting

[twerkyvulture]

i don’t say that. “hot” would imply it’s been in the toaster for more than fifteen seconds lol

“your lightly warmed bread is done” i tell u

[twerkyvulture]

one of these days i’m not even gonna put it in the toaster, just gonna breathe real hard on the bread for a minute and you’ll be like “wow this is perfectly done”

[butch-king-frankenstein]

“thank you so much for warming up my bread for me honey, I’m so glad we’re married, I love you” I say to you every time your mean little ass makes toast for me

[thebootydiaries]

me:

white person at bus stop:

me:

them:

me:

them:

me: why did u colonize my people

[alwayskeepingitonehundred-deact]

No one be listening to me that's why I got a blog in the first place

[knowing]

[cyberstrawberry-deactivated2013]

sticks and stones may break my bones but words are even worse holy shit please dont say mean things to me

[thebootydiaries]

Child: Daddy! Look! I drew you and mommy at school today!!

Me: Hell yeah, fanart

[botanize]

Shut the fuck up

I needed this. thank you so much

[thebootydiaries]

in my head: constructs witty and insightful answers to interview questions for when I'm famous

ordering at a restaurant: please I the soup want

[100493503004422]

me: [vibrating slightly because I had too much caffeine] everything in the world is my fault

[jiitan-remade-deactivated201706]

What IS Going On? Can’t Farmers And Gamers Be Friends? 

[bled]

Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist (2008)

[diaryofacreativehoarder]