steph

18 | bi |♀

[catsfurever]

does pete davidson’s chest tattoo really fucking say jokes come and go but swag is forever

[catsfurever]

[wishingonyoump3]

[gingahhh]

He’s got a 10 inch dick she isn’t answering

[femboy-genius-deactivated202407]

this is what I do to the people who put unfunny additions to my posts 

[rnavka]

wow uh violence isnt an answer hunty

[femboy-genius-deactivated202407]

[coughloop]

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

china, 2500 years ago:

guy 1: hey what should we put in this boiling water

guy 2, an absolute fucking genius: uh……………..

leaves.

[wheresmyphonemp3]

[lilnasxvevo]

It’s really not a “gen z are funnier than millennials” thing it’s just that high schoolers are consistently the funniest people alive no matter what year it is

[tenya]

just reunited my chemical romance at claire’s

[thebootydiaries]

me, procrastinating: i hope somebody kills me before this is due

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[gothicprep]

no offense but I’ve never gotten over anything that’s happened to me in my life

[thestanconfessions]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

i love that moment of absolute acceptance and tranquility that washes over you exactly 1 minute and 35 seconds before an exam begins. when you look at the notes you’ve been trying to absorb and realize that at this point you’re either ready or you’re not and you put them away and all the anxiety and doubt you had up until this moment just floats off you like steam from a hot summer sidewalk after a storm.

i think this exact situation is where actors who have to die on-screen draw their inspiration. that look in their eyes when they realize their wound doesn’t hurt anymore, and they look at their friend, their face awash with acceptance and near-relief, and the light leaves their eyes,

they learned that in a stats class.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

the professor: everyone put your phones away and clear off your desks

me:

[easyvirgin-deactivated20160413]

[nintendette]

[widebooty]

LOL JESUS

[smitethestate]

100% support torturing geek boy gatekeeper wannabes, A+.

[hoochie-daddy]

Jackie Chan Adventures is literally the greatest anime out there bruh

[hypersexualsportswear]

[helloitsbees]

Schrödinger’s vaguepost

[oppa-homeless-style]

this is the twitter equivalent of the sound of a gun cocking in an unlit parking garage

[merry-go-round-jailhouse]

[literaryreference]

The Peel is an offshoot of the Onion but honestly if someone told me this was real slam poetry I wouldn’t even question it

[chokingnoise]

[vermimorph]

claire’s

[piccalily]

i’ve loved greek mythology since i first learnt about it in school when i was 8, and now it turns out i’m gay? coincidence? i think not

[demolitonlover]