Low Life

. Stoner, photographer, and sometimes an idiot. 26. NSFW 18+ don't delete my captions. To most people I'm a 2, but to some I'm a strong 3. Getting high between your thighs. Ask me about my snap. I track the tag #stonedsir. If you're reading this we're now in a relationship, I love you bae

[stonedsir]

I was gonna change my Tumblr bio but it’s so peak cringe 2017 that I can’t bring myself to do it 😂😂😂

[stonedsir]

Came back for like a day n it’s nowhere near the same as it used to be jeez lol

[fadedlovemp3]

rb to relieve the back pain of the person u reblogged this from

[stonedsir]

Sometimes I want to come back to tumblr other times I still feel I just don’t have the same energy now ya know?

[exitwound]

reblog to heal the person you reblogged this from

[callmekira-deactivated20250418]

He posted this on Twitter and they were mad........

[translucent-islands]

[painandcats]

[two images taken from above the clouds. A rainbow is visible below the clouds.]

[boggblog]

The sky is gay confirmed

[ashereden]

dumb things that are weirdly hot:

- someone leaning over and buckling my seatbelt

- tying my shoe for me (especially if you pat it afterwards??)

- zipping up my jacket

- making me hold ur hand before crossing the street

- handing me my water bottle to make me drink it

- slightly condescending nicknames

- moving me by my belt loops/waist

- “why don’t you be a good girl and *instructions*?”

- brushing my hair out of my face

- opening my drinks for me

- lifting my chin to make me look you in the eye

[bambiyanna-deactivated20231221]

Can I just add

- pulling my chair so that I’m sitting closer to you

- telling me to wear a piece of clothing that you really like on me

- hugging me from behind and resting your chin on my head or shoulder

[two-thirtyy]

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

[taykoutmccleod]

reblog if its friday and you made it

[nuggsmum]

[galvanizedfriend]

[leatherleaves]

I recently started working in hospitality, and I’ll tell you guys right now, the trope of “there was only one bed” is not as rare as you’d think in real life. A few times a week, at least, I have guys come in who are working together on projects in town or passing through who have to literally book the last room I have available for the night and lo and behold — there is only one bed, and guess what, they give each other a side-eyed look and begrudgingly take it. So write it up, it happens all the time!!!

[karis-the-fangirl]

[blatant-phishing-attempt-bot-de]

Never let your There Was Only One Bed dreams die. I was secretly in love with my best friend for over a year when she graduated and moved to Oklahoma (like 1000 miles away) for grad school. Between that travel restrictions, we were so scared we’d never see eachother again.

At the end of summer, when Covid numbers were at a lower point, I took the risk to visit her in her new apartment and I quickly realized that, unlike when I’d spent the night at her house before, the couch wasn’t made up like a bed. She explained that since her new couch was so fancy and pink, I couldn’t possibly sleep on it, and so I needed to sleep in the bed with her. You know, out of necessity. I woke up with her snuggled around me in the middle of the night.

We’re dating now, and I genuinely think I’m going to marry her. Just the other day, though, I mentioned that if she hadn’t been weird about her fancy couch, I probably never would have like confessed my feelings. AND THEN she stood up, took the cushions off the fancy couch, UNFOLDED IT INTO A HIDE-A-BED, and said “I KNOW.”

THIS GIRL. ORCHESTRATED. BED SCARCITY. JUST SO SHE COULD MAKE THE “ONLY ONE BED” EXCUSE. Y’all when I said I just about lost my goddamn mind, I just about lost my goddamn mind. I love this sneaky bitch so much and the moral of this story is BE THE ONE BED YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD.

[leet911]

Fanfic imitates life, and life imitates fanfic. It’s full circle really.

[blue00phoenix]

oh my god 

there was only one bed

but it was STAGED

[thedragonemperess]

I love this so much

[potterchild]

New Fanfic Trope Unlocked!!!!!

AU:There was only one bed - by design👀

[shannoneditorauthor]

I think I found a new prompt 🤔

[modelsof-color]

Cherokee Jack by Enfoque Lumiere for Man About Town UK⁠ Magazine - January 2021

[everythingstarstuff]

Bang Sangho

[ariescults]

@hayiah

[wordfather]

[cursedpossums]

im gonna make a possum riding a roomba shirt and nobody can stop me 

[cursedpossums]

im sketching it rn should i draw a knife taped to the roomba

[cursedpossums]

fuck it, possum on a roomba

here

[cursedpossums]

https://crow-teeth.myteespring.co/

teespring actually like.. let me make my own shop site so all the various stuff ive designed can b found on the link above 

[godshideouscreation]

I'm unfollowing inactive blogs right now, I would like to follow some new blogs that are active in place of those. If you post the following please like or reblog so that I can find your page. 18+ Only. Please have age or age limit in bio. I'm going to try and check out everybody who interacts with this post

Weed, gifs, witchy things, crystals, nature, adult content creators, video games (esp wow), food, poetry/words/quotes, space, the ocean, cartoons/tv/esp the xfiles, art of any kind

[myreticentvale-deactivated20231]

Keep the flame going for those we have lost to suicide. 

[maddisonkennedy-deactivated2017]

Couldn’t scroll

[thy-devil-princess-deactivated2]

I don’t give a fuck if this doesn’t suit your ‘theme’ have a heart and reblog.