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Lorna Fray

[stability]

[landofbeachviewsandgentlerain-d]

Dude I just spat my drink everywhere

[theweirdwideweb]

[nymphaticc]

[doomy]

[cat-memes-only]

[stoner-with-florals]

People using an Ouija Board, 2096: What do you want?

Me: t o c r a c k o p e n a c o l d o n e w i t h t h e b o y s

People: ...What?

Me: s o m e o n e p e e d i n t h e b a l l p i t

People: We don't understand! Please, who are you?

Me: s h r e k i s l o v e s h r e k i s l i f e

People: Shrek? What is Shrek? Is that your name?

Me: *the entire Bee Movie script, one letter at a time*

[airframeextender]

you know what really gets my goat?

[aglaja-deactivated20131222]

el chupacabra

[reddit-tales]

What started off as a small lie, but snowballed into “this is my life now”?

My freshman year of college I was walking around campus when a very friendly looking girl waved at me. I’m awkward, so of course I waved back. The next week, the same thing.

This began the weirdest saga of my life.

For the next two years, we greeted each other as old friends every time we came across the other. She knew my name (somehow?), I never could figure hers out and it was WAY too late to ask. I just pretended I knew who she was and why she knew me.

Finally, I joined the honors program and entered my classes for my thesis. Who should be in this class but mystery girl! I was horrified. I wouldn’t be able to pass it off anymore.

First day of class we are all sitting there chatting and she greets me by name, again. I had finally learned her name from attendance, thank God. Someone asks, finally, “oh, so do you two know each other? Where’d you meet?”

Silence.

I stare at her. She stares at me. Finally she breaks down wailing. “I don’t know! I don’t know, okay, we’ve just been waving at each other for two years and it was too late to ask!”

Shes standing in my wedding next spring as one of my bridesmaids and very best friends.

[residentevil2-deactivated201603]

friend: wyd

me: studying

friend: let’s gossip

me: 

[screamingcrawfish]

my dad is drunk watching bob ross & nodding every few seconds going “interesting” and “that’s a good way of thinking about it bob”

[screamingcrawfish]

update: my dad just sat up a little straighter and said “all RIGHT, some TREES”

[greatgrottu-deactivated20151102]

[staff]

Couples costume idea

[keatonpatti]

[prussianmemes]

I hope everybody can enjoy the typical day at the Russian parliament

[paininmyassachusetts]

it looks like a classroom where the teacher’s left for a few minutes

[straighthater]

children ages 3-5 are truly something else im a tour guide and at one point on my tour i ask if anyone has any questions and today a girl immediately yells out “have you ever killed someone? and are the bodies in the walls?”

[stoner-with-florals]

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

[lamaenthel]

shoutout to paris hilton for not abandoning her ‘micropig’ 

when it turned out that it was a normal piggy who grew up to be a big fat fatty piggu

[chupicronian]

Actually that’s pretty standard size for a micro pig. Pigs are ENORMOUS, dude. The average pig on a farm is 7 feet long and over 700 lbs. A normal pig would be much bigger than Hilton.

EDIT: This is a photo of the world’s smallest recognized breed of pig, the kune kune. I’m sorry cartoons lied to you all.

This is the pot bellied pig, another famous “small” breed.

This is your average adult pig.

[catbountry]

Big ole’ pigs.

[louisville-redcoat]

Reblogging because I feel so misinformed about pigs right now. My life is a lie.

[refinery29]

Donald Trump, a man who has never been elected to any public office, just tried to describe the Presidency to Hillary Clinton, the most over qualified candidate in the history of our country.

Gifs: NBC News