ellievsbear
NASA
Love Begins
Sade Olutola
todays bird
One Nice Bug Per Day
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Peter Solarz
JVL
#extradirty
will byers stan first human second
styofa doing anything
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shark vs the universe
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Misplaced Lens Cap
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wallacepolsom
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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@stonewallkitchenriots
I hit a pothole (a Michigan pothole so basically a sinkhole) today and my check engine light came on. I don’t have one of those computer plugins to reset the light and I knew it was just a sensor that got knocked so I was just like “well let’s see if this works” and on the way home I swerved and hit the pothole again and the check engine light turned off
great pyrenees are so fucking awesome theyre just big. if i didnt think that owning one was a supremely bad idea for me in particular id get one. i just think itd become my boss or something. im too lazy for a working breed truly
go white boy
sarcastic dog. dog that has contempt for you
gonna get into heaven by using crispr to simulate the dna of a good christian, thereby fooling god
God: unexpected item in bagging area!
Chris Pratt Garfield gonna be like "I hate Mongays"
this song is the closest I’ve ever come to being filled with the Holy Spirit
Noodlesandbeef
Pass the gravy
it should be a law that if it’s raining and you wake up feeling comfy in bed you shouldn’t have to answer to any of your obligations
You really don’t realize how disconnected from reality rich people are until you have to work for them bro, like I just had a woman start crying because I told her that the leather recliners she wants to order would take 2 weeks to ship and she goes “We just finished our custom home theater room and I have a get together this weekend and I have kitchen chairs in there. do you have any idea what thats like?” HELLO????
Every single Scandinavian Crime Drama
“Gunar Gunarssonsson” lmao
“The Killer could be anyone in Helgasund, that’s over seven people!”
Best line!
capybaras have been on argentine news lately because they’ve “invaded” a rich private neighborhood (built on the capybara’s natural habitat) and the memes are good
