when you wake up the world will come around

erin / english grad / poet / actor / ece / canada

[noelledeltarune]

before pride month ends does anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

[noelledeltarune]

posting this on the first day of june so you all have plenty of time to gather your nerves and whatnot

[cpericardium]

You can sing OR you can play basketball. You can't do both. Never think that

[lizardsister]

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

[bumblebeesnees]

Panties hit the FLOOR

[lizardsister]

you know it sister

[existennialmemes]

A man records himself torching his work place while saying "All you had to do was pay us enough to live. Or at least enough not to do this."

And news reports are officially saying his motive is undetermined because they don't want to admit that they know exactly what his motive is.

"Nothing to see here folks. Just a truly baffling event that came completely out of nowhere and can't be understood. Please don't think about it and start rambling about workers' rights again."

[deep-state-partisan]

I pawned your chastity key for drug money sorry

[dumnslut]

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things

[deadelated]

we all have the homie that's a cautionary tale

[deadelated]

had

[aropride]

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

[jellogram]

I should be doing more to appreciate the lack of marvel movies in today's popular culture. I once yearned for marvel movies to have this level of irrelevance. They used to feel almost ozymandian, like an empire that had no beginning and no end. and now tony stark iron man is naught but two vast and trunkless legs of stone.

[bleedthebeat]

[bleedthebeat]

[bleedthebeat]

don’t worry about it

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

there is no way i just got a genuine Basement Prisoner offer

[queer-book-character-tournament]

i keep seeing discourse about it so for funsies:

how many books do you usually read per year?

0-5

5-10

10-20

20-30

30-40

40-50

50-60

60-70

70-80

80-100

100+

varies/I don't keep track of that/other

Voting ended onJun 2

[queer-book-character-tournament]

if anyone is looking to add more to their tbr's friendly reminder that we do have a list of all the books that have been in the tournament

[vulpinesaint]

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard

[aidashakur]

there's not a single casual bone in my body. everything means something to me

[sawed-on-shotgun]

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

[soulren]

“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story

“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do