renew in the flesh

anise, 17, london. pretty much a film blog

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[alexedler]

Derry Girls (2018)

[faggottt]

[pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird]

Tracking Service, as helpfully as possible: Your order is out for delivery! It should arrive by 8 PM today!

Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige

[thegreekgamer]

Me opening my apartment door anytime I hear the outside door open despite it being 10AM: Böx?

[images-that-are-only-cursed]

do you have extremely cursed images?

Yes.

[images-that-are-only-cursed]

[wilburite]

me as a government

[rosehovick]

not to be fake deep but… there was something in the air that night… the stars were bright… fernando…….

[charliesangels2fullthrottle]

[biyaself]

Do you have my back like the gmail security team has my back tho?

[mariposa-nena-deactivated201911]

[ilovewhiterussian]

- you think people are ready for contact with us?

- let’s try their drinks

- wow l i q u i d 

[chickenwraith-deactivated202403]

the translation does nothing to explain this

[spaceytrash]

When you have Eurovision at 9 but have to develope the general theory of relativity at 10

[shabbosgay]

im beggin dude, don’t take my man

[jacobsantiago-deactivated202001]

[etica]

🌽: why did the tomato blush 🍅: why 🌽: because he saw the salad dressing 🍅: lol girl with septum piercing: honestly it didn’t even hurt

[wlwkara]

shout out to phones for pausing music when u unplug headphones bc im really not out here to blast waterloo by abba to a train full of people

[valtsv]

daft punk: *singing the same 2 lines over and over in those digital voices of theirs*

me: fucking superb you funky little robot men :’)

[mogifire]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

Michael the Magnificent