Stop Layla

Shoulders to cry on, friends to laugh with.

[newrider]

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"Dick -- oh, Dick! I must -- get -- Dick! (pant, pant) I must!"

[diabolicalillumination]

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Tragically, no one could hear the truck backing up.

[austpicious-deactivated20180811]

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I'm trying to give up sexual innuendos. But it's hard. So hard.

[fantasticallyweirdshit]

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Will you do me a favor?

I doubt it.

[mystrio]

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Do you like it rough? I thought you'd never ask.

[ashesofhearts]

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Trinity Church: Masturbation is Satan's Typewriter

[izedi-deactivated20131001]

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20 year old "Brony" arrested for bestiality.

[seasonally-me]

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Guns don't kill people.

Fat, fluffy, switchblade-wielding baby ducks do.

[hisvixenherwolf-deactivated2014]

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I am super lazy today, which is like normal lazy but I am also wearing a cape.

[tequilakisses-and-bigfootcuddles]

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Lost it in Nom!

[push-further-deactivated2014011]

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You may be high, but you'll never be Johnny Cash, eating cake in a bush high.

[subtothecore]

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You better not pout, you better not cry, you better not scream, I'm going in dry.

[tequilakisses-and-bigfootcuddles]

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Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.

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Condoms prevent minivans.

[lilcoqui17]

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How did the government shutdown end? "So then I hid Boehner's bourbon."

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Bitches be like "I give the best head."

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The dildo was this big!!!