Tired

c: @adora-birds for birds

[ceaselessims]

KIM KITSURAGI — "I do not like women, Harry."

RHETORIC [Easy: Failure] — Kim Kitsuragi is a misogynist.

[mysillycomics]

how to have a sturgeon summer:

1. be quite large

2. use your barbels to find prey among the gravel along the bottom of the river

3. extend your siphon-like mouth to eat small fish, shellfish, and crustaceans

4. launch yourself out of the water and make a big splash just for fun

5. show off them scutes!

you can now enjoy your sturgeon summer

[energyprison]

A mosquito has escaped from the zoo

[dreadwedge]

salad is mostly items

[ageae]

[evilvillain123456789]

>Hit pedestrian

>Check engine light turns back off

[fairycosmos]

(begging you to get me started) UGH don't get me started.......

[json-derulo]

i'm sorry i didn't respond to your DM for 23 days. the number on the notification icon got really big and i began having irrational anxious thoughts such as "what if people are in there trying to contact me"

[liebelesbe]

june is over... goodbye pride month, hello disability pride month!!

[liebelesbe]

let's all be disabled this month... together 🤝

[liebelesbe]

if you're not disabled yet: no need to worry! i can help. come closer.

[tjalexandernyc]

I went to my local wine shop, purchased a mid range bottle of champagne, put it on the top shelf of the fridge to chill, and will open it when it happens. And every day I open the fridge and see that bottle I will remember it might happen today, or it might not. But it will definitely happen some day.

[finnglas]

In my fridge, in the door, is a bottle of the same bubbly my sister in law bought my spouse and me for our wedding. It’s queer branded, wrapped in a rainbow, and it is For The Occasion. Sometimes I touch the bottle and hope really, really hard.

[adelphicoracle]

Every time I go through the wine shop at the local fancy grocery I eyeball the champagne. Hard.

I don’t have my Bottle For The Occasion yet, but I am inspired by your excellent examples, and will go ahead and procure one.

[finnglas]

And I’d like to add, because I am always conscious that some people do not partake of the spirits, that if you are looking for a non-alcoholic alternative to champagne that still feels fancy, Martinelli’s sparkling juice is delicious and comes in very pretty bottles and looks good in a champagne flute.

[tjalexandernyc]

and your thing doesn't have to be a drink of any kind at ALL you can have some nice thing you're waiting to crack open to celebrate when it happens, whatever totem you want. it's just nice to have a physical reminder around the house that death comes for us all you know?

[libraford]

I have bought a very silly crab costume, and when it happens I plan on putting it on and running around the block.

[storm-of-feathers]

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

[basketballhoopshowerhead]

you have been on tumblr for like 12 years why

the earth doesmt want me

[wiktorjackowski]

there is not III, 2023, oil on canvas, 100 x 150 cm

[juunipupu]

Knight and Midsummer eve (happy pride 🏳️‍🌈)

[strangeauthor]

@patrochilles-or-bust

[stor-rn]

stuck in the fucking hospital again but this time two hours from home my phone is dying and they're refusing to give me my medication because of ~policy~

[stor-rn]

I had a diazepam and a double cider and did my injection, I got the tube out, my face feels like it's free and like I can breathe for the first time in 5 months, I'm talking to the surgeon tomorrow, it's all turning around

[something-elsie]

tbh think if ur gonna give the like button a trans flag animation you should like stop banning trans women en masse, among other things. like as a requirement.