Hi, I'm Stork. This is a Hogwarts Legacy blog. This is a master post.
Some info:
I write fics and occasionally make art, but most of the time, I'm just shitposting.
This is a SFW blog but I will swear to my heart's content!
Big fan of Eleazar Fig. Frequent Fig-poster. Bumbling old man. Ending? What ending?
OC: Reuben Burke
Works, thus far:
Not much! but slowly growing.
Main work right now is a Figlives! + aftermath fic, entitled Choose to Choose
Stay tuned for more important updates
Q&A:
What? A new Hogwarts Legacy blog on the block in June, 2024? Hasn't the hype died down?
Yeah yeah whatever look I'm poor alright? I ain't a gamer, and I'm broke. I don't have an xbox or a PS4 or PS 5 or a switch or whatever tf the kids have, just a beat-up laptop that's too small to run The Games. I had to grind to get a proper set-up, alright? And then I'm not a gamer so it took me long as hell to finish the game, then I rolled over and rotted for two weeks because they fucking killed my favorite character. Asshole.
Fig?? Fig is your blorbo??? Of all the things????
Shut up. I get attached, alright? This old man is bizarre but sticks by you and takes a fucking dragon to the skull for you. These bitches must have daddy issues or something because they keep killing off father figures. Literally everyone Harry Potter sees as a surrogate father fucking dies. Stop killing my dads. Stop killing my granddads. Let old men go home.
Where's your OC?
I uhhhh don't actually have one. Idk. I mean obviously I have an idea of who my MC is, in game? But fleshing out their backstory isn't my main interest. The NPCs and the worldbuilding are so amazing that I really just want to explore. Find all the chests. Break all the pots. Startle all the chickens. Write all the fics.
Maybe I'll get one later?
Dec. 2024 update: I got one! see: Reuben Burke
