Monterey Bay Aquarium
tannertan36
if i look back, i am lost
blake kathryn
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
YOU ARE THE REASON
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macklin celebrini has autism
trying on a metaphor
shark vs the universe
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
ē„ę„ / Permanent Vacation
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@storm-torch
"Seems like you only think with your penis, not much brain." he shook his head. "Talking to woman, wasting the efforts. I really donāt care."
"So. I was wrong. You even managed to make that depressing. Is there anything at all fun in your life?"
"Ah could just put yah in another coma, how would yah like that, Asshole?"
"Yeah, I'd rather not have you do that. I have so many jokes to make."
"Your loss, not mine." She stated, walking through the maze. "If youāre going to come to dinner back at my place, you have to clean the dishes." Kitty bargained, walking backwards to face him.
"If I'm coming to dinner at your place, you have the pleasure of being in my company. Nothing more." He shrugged. Johnny wasn't one for the dirty work.
"Donāt think Ah wonāt drain the life outta yah, because Ah will!"
"And give the crowd what they want? Another reason to sign the Act? I thought you were supposed to stay neutral." Johnny laughed.Ā
"Me? Lie? To you? Never." She stated, shaking her head. "And if Iām the latter? Whatāre you going to do?"
"Walk away, pretend I don't know you and be with awesome people."
"Time out. I wasnāt offering dinner at my place. I said I had to go make myself dinner. Plus, youād be intruding on my date with Ben and Jerry.ā
"Yes you were. Don't lie." Johnny chuckled. "Either you're really exciting and naughty or you're boring as hell."
"No, cause Iām not interested. Iām sure you have a few lingering around or no?"
"How do you mean you're not interested? You have semi-working brain and a penis, how can you not be interested? Of course I do."
"Ah didnāt but Ahām startinā tah, Playboy. Now drop it."
"Alright, alright."
"Thereās nothinā tah grill about, okay? Ahām a virgin and Ahāll probably stay one."
"Wow, I mean.. I think I get it. You're grilling me about my outrageous sex life, because you can't have one. And here I thought that you disliked me."
"Hmm, sorry didnāt get the memo on that." she smiled and shook her head, if he was fine playing like he didnāt know. She would continue on as she is.
"Then you're either blind of been in a coma for the last decade, because i'm dominating the news." Johnny crossed his arms and grinned.Ā
"Well. Iām going back home to make myself some food." Kitty stated, pointing to herself. "I donāt know where youāre going. Unless you want to join me for dinner, Iām pretty sure this is where weād partā¦ Once we get out of here that is."
"Dinner at your place? Tempting. What's the catch?"
"Then change the subject."
"Dating anyone? I'm pretty sure even you can't make that subject depressing."
"Jesus Christ, yah aināt gonna drop it are yah?"
"Does it look like I will? You just grilled me about my sex life, now I get to do the grilling."
"Or be consumed in it." he chuckled.
"Let's talk about something else, because you're creepy face is only getting creepier."
Kitty had to hold back her gag reflexes, inwardly feeling her stomach churn at the man before her. She composed herself and smiled at Johnny, āYeahā¦ Well I donāt sleep alone either so you can add that to the short list of things we have in common.ā She waved her hand dismissively, āAnyway. Do you want to get out of here? Or shall we spend all afternoon in this place?ā
"Let's. It'd be bad if I accidentally set this on fire." He chuckled. "Where do you wanna go?"
"ā¦so a sophisticated subject. Ah donāt know what yah rich people do. Have tea parties?"
"I don't know either, they're boring old people. But let's go back to the sex issue, starring you this time."
"You have yet to prove your a man to be bumped up to Flame Man. Or does that wound your ego."
"I've proven myself over and over again. Haven't you heard? I'm one of earth's finest heroes." Johnny shrugged. "Ego? What ego?"
