Wide Open Spaces

[neckkiss]

“Happiness is only real when shared”

[itsagifnotagif]

It hurts how relatable this is

[saying]

[lesbiansgoal]

Always powerful!

[fearlessplatinums]

KAMALA HARRIS VICE PRESIDENT

FIRST WOMAN AND WOMAN OF COLOR AS VP

[fairyeater]

🗣 LADIES HOW ARE WE FEELING 🗣

[black-culture]

[temilasha]

Little louder for the fuck boy in the back.

[sunbathe]

me revisiting my scene phase playlist

[i124you]

me having a depressive episode

[fluoride-bomb]

me fucking it up bc I got moves and bitches love me

[peytonfulford]

[open]

[femaleintimacy-deactivated20210]

[idrathergoforgirls]

;

[sixpenceee]

[bisexuanal]

I hate men so much they literally are like this. Purposeful incompetence to avoid responsibilities they don’t want …………… the comments on this post on fb were So bad

[patrickat]

Save the leftovers. Throw the whole man out.

[runcibility]

Imagine being this fucking petty over a reasonable request to do even a fraction of the share of housework, and thinking you’re a good partner. Makes you understand how so many dudes can be clueless and full of shit on so many other topics, too.

[smitethestate]

I hope his wife poured a glass of spaghetti and gulped it slowly while making steady eye contact with him as her lawyer presented the divorce papers.

[soryualeksi]

“Haha, that’ll TEACH my wife!!”

Dude, you’re supposed to LOVE her. I hope she sees this and dumps your worthless ass. While she has that glass of spaghetti.

[january-warlock]

#marie kondo your marriage

[bloodytales]

Don’t put up with stupid. If your husband or boyfriend does this may I suggest… well… treating him like the idiot he pretends to be? Use it as a “teaching moment.”

“Honey come here. I’m sorry. I didn’t realize you didn’t know what Tupperware you have to use. Here, let me explain every container we have. That way the next time you have to put food away you know which container to use.”

And then proceed, in excruciating detail, which containers are which, what they are used for, the correct lids, and how to put on the lids. Do it in as condescending voice as possible.

If he tries to say that he knows, or tries to stop you in any way, just calmly say, “no, you shouldn’t be embarrassed by this. It’s okay to admit you don’t know how to do something. Next time just ask, sweetie.” And continue in as much inane detail as possible.

If he tries this bullshit again, pat him on the head, and say “good try, but let’s review” and then do it all over again.

[nick-avallone]

my kink is seeing money go into my bank account

[whitepeopletwitter]

[egodepth-deactivated20180727]

[windows5]

theres a guy in my asian art hist. class who is visually the epitome of a redneck stereotype except hes an art history major and is very clearly passiomate about it

[windows5]

imagine a bowlegged white guy with a beard wearing flannel, a belt buckle, and cowboy boots talk about the intricacies of a hindu temple in sri lanka. this is the future liberals want

[triplestaff]

Fuck yes it is

[2006barbie-deactivated20210102]

essays on self - (1) // (2) The French Lieutenant's Woman by John Fowles {1969} // (3) Writers and Lovers by Lily King {2020} // (4) Ugly, Bitter, and True by Suzanne Rivecca // (5) On earth we’re breifly gorgeous by Ocean Vuong {2019} // (6) The Book of Disquiet by Fernando Pessoa {1982} // (8) //