[thebestoftumbling]

[unbotheredmuse]

[pettydavis]

this is a very fifth eye open galaxy brain mood

[biff-donderglutes]

60 weeks of DBT group in one tweet

[badjokesbyjeff]

I went to the pet shop and the owner said he had a talking centipede for sale.

I said ‘no way, centipedes don’t talk.’ The owner promised me it was a talking centipede so I purchased it and took it home with me. A little later in that evening I went up to its tank and said ‘alright mate, I’m just popping down the pub if you fancy a few pints?’ The centipede said nothing, I scoffed and went to the pub. The next evening I thought I’d give it another try so I went to its tank again and said ‘alright mate, I’m just popping down the pub if you fancy a few pints?’ Still absolutely no response from the centipede, so I went on my way, cursing the pet shop owner. The following evening I thought I would give it one more try, so I went over to its tank and asked ‘alright mate, I’m just popping down the pub if you fancy a few pints?’ The centipede replied ‘I heard you the first time I’m just putting my fucking shoes on’

[nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear]

CHANGE YOUR URL, JEFF.

[teenscoolest]

[badjokesbyjeff]

It’s a five-minute walk from my house to the pub.

It’s a thirty-five minute walk from the pub to my house.

The difference is staggering.

[i-dont--wanna]

God dammit Jeff. I hate that I love it

[badjokesbyjeff]

[first day as a pilot]

me: (looking down nervously) what are all these buttons for

co-pilot: they keep your shirt closed

[anxietyproblem]

[animalsinraingear]

[painstation-deactivated20181026]

wow

[joshpeck]

they did that

[stormsbringrainbows]

Because I’m sad and I want to vent somewhere where nobody I know follows me. What was supposed to be our greatest adventure turned into our biggest heartbreak before we could even adjust.

[archaeologicalnews]

500-Year-Old Body of Man Wearing Thigh-High Boots Found in London Sewer Construction

During the construction of London’s massive “super sewer,” archaeologists discovered something unusual in the mud: a 500-year-old skeleton of a man still wearing his thigh-high leather boots.

The Museum of London Archaeology (MOLA) announced this week that the skeleton was unearthed on the shores of the Thames, near a bend in the river downstream from the Tower of London.

“By studying the boots, we’ve been able to gain a fascinating glimpse into the daily life of a man who lived as many as 500 years ago,” said Beth Richardson, a finds specialist who analyzes artifacts at MOLA Headland, a consortium of archaeologists. “They have helped us to better understand how he may have made his living in hazardous and difficult conditions, but also how he may have died. It has been a privilege to be able to study something so rare and so personal.” Read more.

[katy-perrythe-platypus]

Archaeologists:

500-year old skeleton:

[falastinniya]

you’ve gotta start romanticizing your life. you gotta start believing that your morning commute is cute and fun, that every cup of coffee is the best you’ve ever had, that even the smallest and most mundane things are exciting and new. you have to, because that’s when you start truly living. that’s when you look forward to every day. 

[hibachiboy-deactivated20220808]

[1010ll]

[80scandles]

Pretty in Pink (1986)

[xeptum]

[soothingmask1]

I was out with a bunch of people this weekend and this guy suddenly went “man I miss my wife” and went home. like…I want that

[cynema]

“Don’t ever let anyone tell you you don’t deserve what you want.”

10 Things I Hate About You (1999) dir. Gil Junger