Stormy Blorbo

she/her, Engineer and Artist One Piece, Star Wars, Miku, Jerma Love Human Art / Anti-AI generated images

[stormy-blorbo]

You reckon mechanics look at camouflaged Transformers and get some uncanny valley type feelings. Like “That IS NOT a fuckin’ car. It’s PRETENDING to be a car!”

The headlights look like fluorescent bulbs but glow like LEDs. The engine is a V8 but sounds like a diesel and moves like an electric. You fill the tank but the fuel gauge doesn’t move until you mention it out loud to your mate.

Then you get under the body and you notice that there’s extra lines going to random places. Why is there what looks like a hdmi cable running to the headlights? Is that a hydraulic line running to the doors????

I think there’s some really good humour to be had following a mechanic slowly losing their mind trying to figure out if this car is just a really weird kit bash or a demon from hell.

[stormy-blorbo]

Squiggles and spray art with the funny gender colours.

Landscape and portrait versions included, if it matters :P

Haven’t made art in a while. I actually forgot how skilled I am still. Yes these aren’t anything super technically complex like photorealism, but I think the colours and texture really POP.

I really should get back into making art. Especially now that I’m not turbo depressed anymore.

[cicadagirl666]

this fanfic shit easy

[smallpwbbles]

Abstragedy sex scene my absolute beloved.

[joyflameball]

Trans flag colorpicked from Jax's floor

[stormy-blorbo]

Well now ain’t that a hell of a visual metaphor for being closeted. It’s all still there, just dulled.

Life gets so much brighter when you’re out and proud.

[stormy-blorbo]

The most recent Superman movie really did a number on my heart. I guess that’s the a reason why I have a poster of it in my bedroom now.

More than any other story, it really just fills me with hope.

Growing up I never really understood why so many stories say hope is so important, but oh boy. Now I get it. You really need hope if you want anything to get better. And I’m not even meaning just the big political stuff happening. The little stuff too. If you have no hope left in your heart, you don’t even try to change stuff in your everyday or work life.

It’s so sad seeing people that have just given up.

I desperately never want to give up. I don’t think it’s possible for me to give up (yes yes, horrible torture, nails in your eyes and all that). I don’t think I’m “destined” for anything super mega awesome cool or anything, I know I’m just a regular person like the rest of us. But it sure would be cool if I could help a bunch of people in my life.

And I already have helped a few, so ‘hopefully’ (eh?) I’m on the right path.

[stormy-blorbo]

One of my favourite memories that I think really succinctly sums up my outview on a lot of life is when I was in highschool chatting with a girl I liked, walking on a hilly walking path as part of a school trip. And when we got to the top overlooking the beach I just said “that’s fuckin’ beautiful” in quite a stereotypical Aussie accent by accident. I didn’t even think about it before I said it, I just blurted it out, and it made her laugh.

Turns out people generally like me for me, or at least the people I like, like me for who I am.

And turns out I’m quite good at being funny, even casually, which really means a lot to me.

And I just really enjoy actually enjoying things. Like, there’s no reason to not just enjoy simple things like a pretty beach. You can get as philosophical or simple as you want about it. Just enjoy it.

[stormy-blorbo]

I think the craziest thing about figuring out I’m trans is finding out just how much I love being myself when I’m actually allowed to BE myself.

Being me is awesome. I love being me.

[gertritude-art]

going slightly insane trying to draw something so i drew grace in a hostage situation to calm down

[stormy-blorbo]

The idea of Grace and Rocky returning to Erid and not being welcomed as heroes but being captured by Flat Earthers is hilarious.

[memewhore]

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

Woman murders man in broad daylight

[theknightinslippers]

[halorvic]

[no-one-offical]

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[crypticgoose3]

beautiful like to reblog ratio on this

[drtanner]

That's because people are reblogging it every time they see it. Like I'm doing right now lmao

[homunculus-argument]

The thing about ADHD is that the "lack of reward chemicals in your brain" doesn't just mean that you don't want to do any tasks that don't feel particularly yummy :(, it means that your brain will look at chores and tasks that need to be done like "doing this would be painful and tedious for absolutely nothing to gain from it, Do Not Do That." The same thing that your brain tells you about everything else that would feel really bad and hurt the entire time that you're dying. The part of your brain that stops you from doing the thing is the same part that keeps you from shoving your arm into a wood chipper.

With unmedicated, unmanaged ADHD, "I have to do this assignment or I fail and my life will be ruined and I die" feels like a SAW trap, every single time.

[mimirabelle-plum]

This is why looking at the high rates of burnout experienced by ADHDers only through the lens of chemical imbalances in the brain is a mistake.

ADHDers are more prone to burnout because we are taught from a very early age to ignore literally every single limit our own bodies try to set.

If you've been taught that you have to consistently put your arm in the wood chipper in order to survive, chances are you will keep trying to put your arm in the wood chipper even when there is no arm left.

[raconteur-wanpi]

Unfinished sketchy shitpost funny drawings that are MASSIVE spoilers for One Piece 1179.

^ I like making scary characters pathetic.

[stormy-blorbo]

I LOVE this, Funniest possible outcome next chapter. Love the idea that it was Ussop’s words specifically that caused Imu to come here. Like, “yeah yeah, Nidhogg and Nika. Whatever. Where’s Ussop?!”

Imu: “I’m not a bitch! I’m not scared!”

The crew: “… you sure?”

[buggachat]

and the mystery remains unsolved to this day.........

[stormy-blorbo]

Ladybug: “Any clue what could have happened here Chat?”

Adrien:

[stormy-blorbo]

Something I love about One Piece.

You got men demanding to be called gods with the celestial dragons.

Then you got a God demanding to be called a man with Luffy.

Pretty poetic stuff right there. I totally get why Kuma and Bonney follow the God of Liberation if this is what they were taught he’d be like.

[stormy-blorbo]

Shanks while planning to infiltrate the celestial dragons: “Okay, just gotta put up with the racism and slavery for a little bit. Once I learn the land, I’ll be able to help free the slaves and maybe learn some weaknesses in their armies or city to exploit later. Just gotta make it through a few months at most. I’ve lived with pirates my whole life, how bad could it be?”

Shanks after one dinner with his bio-family and hearing more slurs and racism than he’s heard his entire life:

[stormy-blorbo]

Garling: “What are your thoughts on Fishman ‘rights’ Shanks?”

Shanks, trying to calculate exactly how racist he needs to be to convince his bio-family he’s not a spy:

[fishfilletinacan]

are we gonna talk about this

[stormy-blorbo]

I think the craziest thing about this is how easy it looked. Like, he wasn’t even straining, he can just DO THAT on command at any given moment.

[stormy-blorbo]

—— Spoilers for One Piece chapter 1178 ——

Imagine being Imu right now.

You give out an attractive benefits package to your employees with clear incentives to climb the ranks.

You send some of the mid-tier experienced employees with a senior lead to go deal with a problem. Trusting they got this.

THE EXACT MOMENT you send them out, shit starts to go down at main office. So you gotta pull your senior lead back.

Time goes by, you check in on your employees, tell them to hurry the fuck up, you need them back at head office. Turns out they were fucking around and nearly failed the job. You Remote Desktop into one of your employees to give them a hand and quickly fix this.

Everything is going good. Then one of your guys fucks something up. He literally had to do nothing, and you all would have been fine. But by the sheer act of doing SOMETHING, he managed to fuck that up.

Then the connection starts to drop out with the employee your Remote Desktop connecting to. Something something, family trauma.

One of the jobbers on the competition says that it’s pathetic your remoting in “stop fighting indirectly you coward!” Which pisses you off cause you got bigger things to deal with, and you’re pretty sure he doesn’t even know who he’s talking to right now.

Then another one of your guys is getting ganged up on for expressing his political beliefs about certain races (breaking character loved killingham getting curb stomped).

AND THEN, these two hotshots who’s dads you knew from back in college come in, wreck shit, and force disconnect you out of remoting in.

In the span of a few hours, this went from an easy win to give some experience to your mid-level team, to a full scale all-hands-on-deck situation. And the worst part is, that isn’t even what’s pissing you off the most. It’s the long nose jobber that said it’s “pathetic” you remoted in.

“Fuck it. Re-schedule my meetings. I’m leaving the office for a bit”